Apartheid New Zealand

Plumbing the Depth of Depravity

20 Highest

kiwis must be high in something

Sure, They Are!

kiwis top the world charts in the following categories

New Zealand boasts the world’s highest rates of:

  1. Child maltreatment deaths
  2. Crime Rates – Crime is impacting nearly half a million kiwis each year (NZ pop. is only 4.3 million)
  3. Rape victims (Only 9 per cent of all sexual offenses were reported to, or registered by the police, with a conviction rate of 13 per cent. In other words, for every 100 rape cases only one case ends in conviction.)
  4. Suicide rates
  5. Pedophilia
  6. Teenage pregnancy
  7. Cannabis and methamphetamine use [every kiwi is high on something]
  8. Property crime victims
  9. Assault victims
  10. Motor Vehicle Deaths
  11. Single parent families
  12. Imprisonment in the Western World
  13. Crime victims
  14. Asthma prevalence
  15. McDonald’s restaurants per capita
  16. Obesity in the OECD
  17. Adults prosecuted per capita
  18. School dropouts
  19. Melanoma
  20. Food poisoning cases

[Note: In some lists kiwis are presented as the 2nd or 3rd highest in a few of the above-listed categories.]

And one of the categories that doesn’t exist officially:

kiwis are the most spied on group of people ['nation'] by their own ‘government’ (Brits follow closely in the 2nd spot.)

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