kiwis must be high in something
Posted by te2ataria on November 2, 2009
Sure, They Are!
kiwis top the world charts in the following categories
New Zealand boasts the world’s highest rates of:
- Child maltreatment deaths
- Crime Rates – Crime is impacting nearly half a million kiwis each year (NZ pop. is only 4.3 million)
- Rape victims (Only 9 per cent of all sexual offenses were reported to, or registered by the police, with a conviction rate of 13 per cent. In other words, for every 100 rape cases only one case ends in conviction.)
- Suicide rates
- Pedophilia
- Teenage pregnancy
- Cannabis and methamphetamine use [every kiwi is high on something]
- Property crime victims
- Assault victims
- Motor Vehicle Deaths
- Single parent families
- Imprisonment in the Western World
- Crime victims
- Asthma prevalence
- McDonald’s restaurants per capita
- Obesity in the OECD
- Adults prosecuted per capita
- School dropouts
- Melanoma
- Food poisoning cases
[Note: In some lists kiwis are presented as the 2nd or 3rd highest in a few of the above-listed categories.]
And one of the categories that doesn’t exist officially:
kiwis are the most spied on group of people ['nation'] by their own ‘government’ (Brits follow closely in the 2nd spot.)
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