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New Zealand: The Dumbest of Everything
The World’s Dumbest Prosecutor
From: Catch two fish with one lure! Your honor, the defendant touched the plaintiff’s genitals inappropriately as he proceeded to perform urethral piercing on her at the victim’s request!
The World’s Dumbest Attorney General
The World’s Dumbest Attorney Geneal is New Zealand’s Chris Finlayson
Finlayson said, “the overall standard of the bar, and particularly the criminal bar, is not high enough in New Zealand”.
He was considering giving judges the power to impose financial penalties on lawyers who wasted time and increased court costs, and said there were too many “incompetent” lawyers.
But, New Zealand’s legal problems is more to do with corrupt, incompetent judges. What are going to do abot that? [Finlayson has so far refused to comment.]
“One even told me recently of a lawyer who, having no knowledge of basic court etiquette, addressed the court by saying ‘Yo judge’,” Finlayson said.
Asked by National MP what he intended to do to improve the overall standard of the Bar, the dumbass replied: “I am tempted to say ‘Yo Sandra’.”
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The Dumbest thief in the world is a kiwi
So is the dumbest … and the dumbest … even the dumbest …
‘Dumb’ NZ thief leaves his name
A thief in New Zealand has taken the unusual step of leaving his contact details at the site of his crime.
The man reserved a copy of Pink Floyd’s The Wall at a record shop in Christchurch, leaving his name and phone number, before robbing the till.
He was a regular customer at the shop and already had several records on order.
Store manager Garry Knight described the unconventional method of stealing as one of dumbest things ever done.
Mr Knight said that although the shop assistant’s attention had been distracted by helping another customer, two other people in the shop had witnessed the theft on Friday.
“It’s comical,” he said
Mr Knight said that if the man had looked up, he would have seen a monitor showing him dipping into the till from four different angles.
Police were contacted but the man had left the area.
Mr Knight predicted the case would not take long to crack.Copyright BBC
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/8204938.stm
kiwis:
- The Dumbest Teenagers
Teen attacked with hammer in Palmerston North
SCARRED: Nineteen-year-old Blake Coleman was slashed with a hammer after he approached a group of 15-year-olds drinking in The Square on Friday night. Photo: JONATHAN CAMERON/ The Manawatu Standard. Image may be subject to copyright
- The Dumbest Drivers
Car crashes into toddler’s bedroom
A Car crashes through a toddler’s bedroom, Otara, Auckland. Photo: NZPA. Image may be subject to copyright
- The dumbest [and evilest] Rustlers
Three men charged over aviary killings
- The dumbest [and evilest] burglars
Burglars beat a cat so severely during the robbery it had to be put down
- The dumbest cannabis growers
Police seized 141,000 cannabis plants nationwide this year – the highest number in 10 years – and arrested 1125 people over a five-month anti-cannabis operation.
- The dumbest rugby players/school students
Seven suspended after schoolboy brawl
- The Dumbest ‘Romeos’
Man jailed for sex with teenager, 14
- The Dumbest ‘Blackmailers’
Blackmail alleged after employee caught stealing
- The Dumbest ‘Rapists’
Man demands sex from a heavily pregnant woman
Just another NZ Shithead said
To tell you the truth, I’m the fuckhead 12th jury. Just don’t know what came over me!
te2ataria said
Go on, get it all out of your system. We’re listening intently!!