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Bend Over, Spread Your Legs and say Baa . . .

Posted by te2ataria on April 1, 2008

Air New Zealand Fumigates Passengers

Like a herd of diseased sheep, Air New Zealand passengers were fumigated after a government agency discovered that an aircraft’s ‘biosecurity’ clearance had expired.

According to a passenger, who spoke to reporters on condition of anonymity (otherwise he could lose his job, or worse, for exercising his freedom of speech), Ministry of Agriculture and Forestry officers wearing chemical/biological hazard protection suits boarded the plane at Auckland International Airport and manually fumigated all passengers.

“All we heard was that this was a MAF requirement. It was like how they used to do things on planes about 20 years ago, but I still thought it was pretty strange,” he said.

The spraying left passengers with sore throats and caused at least one baby to gag and vomit.

MAF officers took about five minutes to fumigate the plane before leaving the passengers to sit in “a thick fog” as they sealed the door shut behind them, according to another passenger.

“It was pretty concerning to see that and there were other passengers having to hold their noses and cover their mouths,” he said. “It was something akin to a sauna, not the heat but the look of the place and the longer it went on the foggier it became, it was ridiculous.

“Even now I have a real raspy throat so you could imagine what the effect would be on an infant.”

It’s not clear what kind of chemicals the government agents used, or what long term side effects the fumigated passenger might encounter. Full Report

Pregnant travelers, parents traveling with young children, especially infants and toddlers, young adults, people with heart conditions, or a history of blood pressure, asthma, diabetes, or similar medical conditions are strongly advised not to fly Air New Zealand to avoid possible fumigation.

Let’s hope they don’t start mulesing the passengers like they do their sheep!


This is your captain speaking: We’ve just landed at Auckland International Airport.
When the MAF agents approach you, bend over, spread your legs and say Baa, Baa . . .

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3 Responses to “Bend Over, Spread Your Legs and say Baa . . .”

  1. […] Bend Over, Spread Your Legs and say Baa . . . […]

  2. […] “pig farmers” at Air New Zealand, the same people who had their plane with all of its passengers fumigated like a herd of diseased sheep in April, are now offering desperate New Zealanders NZ$1,000 (about […]

  3. […] Bend Over, Spread Your Legs and say Baa . . . […]

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