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The 1,372nd Tourist Was Killed in New Zealand!

Posted by te2ataria on August 10, 2008

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Sarah Katie Bond, 24, the ill-advised UK tourist who will leave New Zealand in a body bag, was the 1,372nd visitor killed in this country since Jan 1, 2000.

The above figure, which was calculated using statistical methods [+/- 3% accuracy,] is based on the number of tourists killed between 2001 and 2006 [see nztourmaps.com,] and Arrivals by class, June 1998–2008 tables provided by Statistics New Zealand. Although it is believed that the figures provided by nztourmaps may be grossly underestimated, they were the only numbers available at the time of calculation.

The only other place in the world where a foreigner is more likely to get killed is … err … the Iraqi war zone!

U.S. Military Fatalities in Iraq: 4,136

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5 Responses to “The 1,372nd Tourist Was Killed in New Zealand!”

  1. […] The 1,372nd Tourist Was Killed in New Zealand! […]

  2. […] The 1,372nd Tourist Was Killed in New Zealand! (Ironically, the 1,372nd visitor killed in New Zealand was not Chinese! Estimated death toll is for the period January 1, 2000 to  August 10, 2008 ). […]

  3. […] The 1,372nd Tourist Was Killed in New Zealand! [August 10, 2008] […]

  4. chris said

    you know how many foreigners die every year in Thailand? every year!!!

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