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Sick as … Air New Zealand!

Posted by te2ataria on September 9, 2008

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Air New Zealand: The Flying Pigpens Flushed to a New Low

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NZ Airline promoting changes to its domestic flight check-in process wants to pay people $1000 each to have their heads shaved and tattooed with advertising. Source Yahoo. Image may be subject to copyright.

The “pig farmers” at Air New Zealand, the same people who had their plane with all of its passengers fumigated like a herd of diseased sheep in April, are now offering desperate New Zealanders NZ$1,000 (about $500), to have their heads shaved and tattoo with advertising.

“How better to tell our customers … than through messaging they can read while they’re standing in a queue?” Air New Zealand ‘s marketing manager Steve Bayliss said.

“We’re launching a promotion to find guys and girls who want to put their hands up to be `cranial billboards’ … people who are willing to give us the back of their heads for two weeks.”

Air-NZ-Cranial-Billboards

The desperate morons who stand out among the crowd would be selected, shaved on the spot and tattooed on the back of their heads.

Mr Bayliss said check-in queues had become a fact of life: “You end up staring at the back of people’s heads, waiting for the line to move”. (Source)

 

Do You Feel Lucky Flying Airborne Pigpens with Head-Tattooed Zombies Eying You? Well, Do Ya, Punk?

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3 Responses to “Sick as … Air New Zealand!”

  1. […] Sick as … Air New Zealand! […]

  2. […] Sick as … Air New Zealand! […]

  3. GRAEME said

    Air NZ has another sideline-Chem Trailing

    [GRAEME, who are they targeting? Moderator K.]

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