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Posted by te2ataria on December 27, 2008

Doctors Health Warning: Traveling to New Zealand Will Kill You!

New Zealand Kills a Young British Doctor

Paul Joseph Woods, 29, a British doctor was killed when the jetboat he was traveling in flipped and crushed him to death on the dangerous Matukituki River at Mt Aspiring National Death Park.

Constable Mike Johnston, another nincompoop from Wannka police,  said it was still not clear how the jet flipped.

A jetboat expert examined the scene yesterday and a Maritime Safety inspector will join the investigation today. A report said. Who knows, they might even be able to bring the poor victim back to life.

Dr Woods and four others were apparently thrown from the boat. Two others were flown to Dunedin hospital with serious injuries to their legs after being pinned beneath the boat and the other, a female, with a broken hand, the report said.

Dr Woods, who clearly made the biggest mistake of his life when he emigrated from England in June this year, had been working at Dunedin Hospital.

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