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Another Air New Zealand Flying Coffin Forced to Land

Posted by te2ataria on June 22, 2009

sent by a reader [an ex-pilot from Tannhauser Gate]

Flying Air New Zealand?

YOU MUST BE OUT OF YOUR **** MIND!

I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the darkness at Tannhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

—An Air New Zealand Flying Coffin pilot with strong imagination quoting the character played by Rutger Hauer in Blade Runner just before crashing his Airbus into the sea!!

Airbus Must Come Clean

The Moderators have been expecting another Air New Zealand Airbus A320 to plunge into the sea (again), based on the airline’s safety statistics, but Air France beat the kiwis to it!

The probability remains that the next major air disaster would occur as a result of an Air New Zealand Airbus crashing into the sea [with a certainty of 0.74]

The following news was posted at Stuff New Zealand and is copyrighted:

Air New Zealand plane flew with cracked windshield

By MICHAEL FOX – Stuff.co.nz – Last updated 15:38 22/06/2009

An Air New Zealand plane en route from Auckland to Wellington was forced to turn back this morning after pilots noticed a crack in the cockpit windscreen.

A spokeswoman for the airline said the crack had appeared in the outer pane of the Captain’s side cockpit window.

“Pilots followed standard operating procedure and returned to Auckland as a precautionary measure,” she said.

“The aircraft landed without incident at Auckland, with passengers re-accommodated on an alternative aircraft.”

The plane is being inspected by engineers and is expected to return to service later today.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/2524320/Air-New-Zealand-plane-flew-with-cracked-windshield

Meanwhile…

Air NZ Jumbo jet makes emergency landing in Canada

An Air New Zealand Boeing 747-400 on a trans-Atlantic flight from London Heathrow to Los Angeles was diverted to Goose Bay, in Labrador region, Canada, making an emergency landing after pilot had dumped about three tons of aviation  fuel.

According to the Aviation Herald online, a passenger suffered a heart attack, however Air New Zealand declined to give any details.

http://www.nznewsuk.co.uk/travel/?ID=2544

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One Response to “Another Air New Zealand Flying Coffin Forced to Land”

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