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Visiting New Zealand? Headline News #5

Posted by te2ataria on July 3, 2009

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A brief scan of what might be awaiting foreign tourists visiting NZ

Traveling to New Zealand? You are committing a double act of eco-terrorism.

But if you are already there, and promise NOT to go back, I’d let you read the following. It could save your life!

Health and Safety

Nearly half of New Zealand popular swimming spots are UNSAFE due to high levels of bacteria, a new water quality report shows. Never mind the weasel-worded report. The experts say nearly ALL of the New Zealand waters are UNSAFE for swimming or water activitieshttp://www.stuff.co.nz/national/2559178/Nearly-half-popular-swimming-spots-unsafe-report

There are twice as many people hospitalized with swine flu in Wellington (Population 0.4 million) than in “Australia’s swine flu capital,” Victoria (population 5.5 million) govt report said.  http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/swine-flu/2559871/Wellington-cases-top-Victoria

A14-year-old boy from Bannockburn, died in Dunedin Hospital on Monday night. It is highly probable that he died of meningococcal disease.  http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10582022

kiwi Rugby Honor

A rugby player says he was sexually assaulted [sodomized] by his club captain after a night out in Ashburton.  Ronald Forsyth, 50, from Ashburton, pleaded not guilty (!) in Timaru District Court [by virtue of genetic urge?]  http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10582032

kiwi Psycho news

Leiteishia Amiee Beckham, 17, grabbed a kettle, which had just been boiled, and poured it over her mother’s back. She then ask her mother “did you like that?” before pouring more of the boiling water on her.
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10582252

More kiwi Psycho news

A teenager bailed on a murder charge hijacked a car at gunpoint, prompting the ever-willing police farce to give a high-speed pursuit in the streets of Auckland, New Zealand. http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10582252nd.

kiwi Psycho drivers news

Three teens aged between 16 and 19 were killed in Invercargill crash. They crashed into the side of a commercial building, but it could have been YOU they crashed into.  http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10582254

The TranzAlpine express has been severely delayed because the train engineer had a steel rod embedded in his leg. The engineer slipped onto the metal rod as the train was at the Otira railway station.   http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/2563004/Train-engineers-leg-impaled-on-rod

South Island roads closed after snow, freezing weather. Freezing weather is moving across the country causing major disruption on South Island roads today. Schools are closed.  http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/2561737/South-Island-roads-closed-after-snow

More children are hurt and killed in New Zealand driveways than in any other country.  http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/health/2560883/Injury-blackspot-easily-avoided

kiwi “brainer”

Family loses home after cat knocks over candle http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10581870

NZ Sheep farmers shafted by sharks http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10581968

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