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Another NZ Joke …

Posted by te2ataria on January 16, 2010

sent by a reader

What Do You Call an Airline that …

Q. What do you call an airline that Kills 257 People?

A. Bloody dangerous!

Q. What do you call an airline that can’t keep its plane in the air?

A. Flying coffins from hell?

Q. What do you call an airline that Kills 257 People, can’t keep its plane in the air AND has a near-miss a day?

A. You call it Air New Zealand and pay a fortune to a faux, buy-a-title-from-me outfit like Air Transport World to name it the ‘Airline of the Year!’

Here’s the joke’s roar-booster:

Q. Who congratulated Air New Zealand?

A. Both the NZ Prime Minister and NZ Minister of Tourism.

[Note to blog’s foreign readers: Both of the above positions are occupied by the same person, John key.]

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The probability remains that the next major air disaster would occur as a result of an Air New Zealand Airbus crashing into the sea [with a certainty of 0.74]

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116 Killed or Seriously Injured on NZ Roads in 2010

Posted by te2ataria on January 16, 2010

Since January 1, 2010, at least 116 people  have been killed or Seriously Injured on NZ  Death Roads

Six people hurt on State Highway 1 near Hamilton after a three-car crash

Four of the crash victims are Japanese, two men and two women in their early 20s, news reports said. The other two  are  an elderly couple from Otorohanga.

The two Japanese females are said to be in critical conditions at Waikato Hospital.

Since January 1, 2010 at least 50 foreigners have been killed or seriously injured in New Zealand. However,  police have kept the identity of most of the victim’s secret.

More Asian Tourists are Killed in New Zealand than in any other Country!

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New Zealand Curse Kills 2 Vietnamese in 24 Hours

Posted by te2ataria on January 16, 2010

First incident:

NZ ‘Wheel of Fortune’ Leaves Vietnamese Man Brain Dead

Two days ago I wrote:

Foreign Tourists up to 50 times more likely to get killed in New Zealand than in own country, and up to 200 times more likely to receive serious injuries in this country than at home.

Unbelieve things that happens to you in New Zealand

Just days after a German cyclist was violently killed when she was crushed by a truck-trailer in New Zealand, another tourist was near-fatally injured when a truck wheel came loose and crashed into a bus an Auckland motorway earlier today.

It believed three other tourists were also injured. Police have not released the identity or nationality of the victims.

A pair of the truck’s double rear wheels were dialoged from the vehicle as if by a deadly curse. One of the wheels then “attacked” the tourist bus.

“[The wheel] bounced back over the concrete median barrier and through the window at the front of the bus heading north.”

The wheel avoided the driver but targeted four passengers, leaving one of then critically injured. The tourist was eventually taken to Middlemore Hospital and is now in intensive care.

Police described the interior of the bus las “shredded.”

“You can imagine the size and the weight and the force of that [wheel.]“

New Zealand Death Roads, Drugged Drivers, and Especially the Defective Cars, Trucks Target Tourists.

The police said the  victim was a Vietnamese male in his “20s,” but refused to reveal his name, without giving any reason.

The victim was pronounced brain dead before his life support was switched off.

The blog offers its condolences to the victim’s family and friends.

In many instances the tourists come to New Zealand because they’re brain dead!

Second Incident:

Crash victim had just emigrated  to NZ

A man killed when the [defective] van in which he was traveling crashed  near Hastings on Thursday had emigrated to New Zealand just weeks ago, police revealed.

Kim Sol, also said to be in his 20s, died in Hawke’s Bay Hospital yesterday.

Two Vietnamese men in their 20s killed in two separate incidents within hours, and only one name released ???

Is the police [SIS toilet spies] involved in another ID theft for their spy games?

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