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New Zealand in Briefs

Posted by te2ataria on March 3, 2010

Kiwi of the Month Loses Appeal


Michael Wallace. Image may be subject to copyright. [Wallace is/was a member of “white pride, tattoo ass-wide” group.]

Kiwi of the Month, Michael Wallace, was jailed in 2007 for murdering German backpacker Birgit Brauer lost his latest appeal against his conviction and sentence, a report said.

Michael Scott Wallace received a life sentence with a minimum non-parole period of 18 years for the murder of Ms Bauer, 28, whose body was found beaten and stabbed at Lucy’s Gully, southwest of New Plymouth, in 2005.

[AT LEAST] 41 Kiwis killed by family in 2009

AT LEAST 16 children, 13 women and 12 men, 10 deaths above the national average of 10 children, 14 women, six men were killed last year

Very alarming stats indeed, especially that the real figures are much higher than the heavily-doctored government figures … more…

Picture Yourself as the Driver of the Saloon Car

It happens far more often than you think!

A 68-year-old man was killed in a crash on State Deathway 1 at Karapiro, 10km southeast of Cambridge earlier this morning, a report said.

“Police said it appeared that the victim’s northbound hatchback failed to negotiate a slight bend and crossed the centre line, colliding with a southbound saloon car. He died at the scene.”  NZPA said.

“The driver of the saloon suffered moderate to serious injuries and was taken to Waikato Hospital by ambulance.”

When she regains consciousness, if she ever does, you’ll probably hear her screaming on the hospital bed: “What did I do wrong?”

Engineer Paul O’Reilly, 24, of Otorohanga, nearly grabbed the blog’s moron of the year award.

He’s sour because has was thrown into a Brisbane jail after calling a Queensland policeman “useless.”

He asked the Aussie copper for direction and was told to “Go North!” And he thanked him by saying:  “You’re the most useless police in the world.”

A colleague in Australia unable to get hold of the police sergeant in question, asked another policeman why the sergeant became so angry with the kiwi tourist.

He replied: *&^*&^%  kiwi tourists! How dare they!  &^%$*&*&^%%$ …

Finally Violent Kiwi Tots Meet Their Match

Education authorities are warning of a deadly choking game that has reached New Zealand.

The fad, which has plagued America and Britain for years, has now made its way to Hawke’s Bay playgrounds, Hawke’s Bay Today reported.

The game involves young people hyperventilating to create a mild rush when oxygen is returned to the brain.

Sometimes children have their chests squeezed until they faint.

The choking has reportedly caused hundreds of deaths overseas.  More on this story …

He is My Pilot and He Can Fly Drunk if He Wants to: Air NZ Dolt

“Three convictions and one additional charge for Drink-Driving (and the concealment of the fact that you are a boozer) doesn’t make you a bad pilot. Pilot’s are humans, too, you know, despite what the Fat B*stard [Police Commissioner] says.” Rob Fyfe was heard thinking.

Fyfe said he trusted Mr West with his life and hoped he had overcome any problems with drink driving/drink flying, adding that  and had no issues with him remaining as a pilot with Air New Zealand.

“I have flown with him six times in the last 12 months actually.” Fyfe said.

“When you are flying a plane, even if you are legless, you are in the air. It isn’t as if you are driving on the road and you might endanger other drivers’ lives by crossing the center line … a few drinks before flying, and a few more during the flight, has never been proven to kill drivers on the road. Besides nowadays planes have autopilots.” Rob Fyfe was heard thinking.

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