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“Serial pooper defecates in police bagpipes”

Posted by te2ataria on August 2, 2015

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The following news comes from a “police insider” who heard details of the alleged incident from a senior colleague. We are unable to confirm the authenticity of this report [names and locations withheld. Moderator N.]

“Serial pooper defecates in police bagpipes, wipes himself with the band’s new tartan

News of a “serial pooper” relieving himself in police bagpipes, and wiping himself with their new tartan, comes shortly after the police announced that the New Zealand Police Pipe Band was setting off in its new tartan to compete in the World Pipe Band Championships in Glasgow on 14-15 August.

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The new tartan was piped in by Pipe Major Emmett Conway, appropriately playing the air Macleod of Mull, at the ceremony at Police National Headquarters. Police file.

The band’ new tartan, which replaces the King George VI tartan and meant to pay tribute to its Police heritage, is the McLeod Centenary tartan.

The new tartan was piped in by Pipe Major Emmett Conway, appropriately playing the air Macleod of Mull, at the ceremony at Police National Headquarters, police said.

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