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Good riddance, you disgusting hyena

Posted by te2ataria on December 5, 2016

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UNFORTUNATELY, it’s eight years too late!

John Key quits after quadrupling his ill-gotten wealth in eight years while doubling as PM.

John Key has announced his resignation as Prime Minister of New Zealand, citing family reasons for leaving!!

The vampires will hold a meeting next Monday (December 12) to decide the new party leader and Prime Minister.

Key has already endorsed blood-sucking Bill English as his replacement.

“Whoever the caucus votes for will have my unwavering support, but if Bill English puts his name forward then I will vote for him.

“For 10 years now Bill and I have worked closely as a team. I have witnessed first-hand his leadership style, his capacity for work, his grasp of the economy, his commitment to change and most of all his decency as a husband, as a father, a colleague and as a politician.”

Key, calling himself “a commercial guy,” has been promoted by his stable-masters to take up board positions, possibly with companies in Australia.

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