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Miracles still happen in New Zealand

Posted by te2ataria on December 22, 2016

Hallelujah, Praise the Ministry of Transport: Two dead drivers resurrected in 24 hours!

Yesterday, Ministry of Transport (Minitru) resurrected a dead driver, to make the road toll  look less deadlier than last year’s.

Today, they did it again!

NZ Road Toll as of December 19, 2016 according to the Ministry of Transport: 311  [that’s a miracle in itself!!]

NZ Road Toll as of December 20, 2016 according to the Ministry of Transport: 311  [See note above!]

Who was the recipient of Wednesday’s Miracle?

NZ Road Toll as of today, Wednesday, December 21, 2016 according to the Ministry of Transport: 310 [one dead driver resurrected, at least statistically!]

Today, another dead driver was given a second chance, at least on paper!

Their divine intervention also meant the road toll to date would be lower than last year’s!

NZ Road Toll as of today, Thursday, December 22, 2016 according to the Ministry of Transport: 309 [Two dead drivers resurrected!]

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Images: http://www.transport.govt.nz/research/roadtoll/

One more time!

  • NZ Road fatalities as of December 19, 2016, according to government: 311 [No fatalities reported.]
  • NZ Road fatalities as of December 20, 2016, according to government: 311 [No fatalities reported.]
  • NZ Road fatalities as of December 21, 2016, according to government: 310  [one dead driver resurrected, at least statistically!]
  • NZ Road fatalities as of December 22, 2016, according to government: 309  [Two dead drivers resurrected in under 24 hours!]

Actual road toll [based on statistical models and insider information]

  • NZ Road fatalities as of December 22, 2016, according to statistical models: Up to 881

[About 900 people are killed on New Zealand roads and 8,000 others seriously injured each year, according to information available to this blog.]

Meanwhile…

Man killed in Hurunui District crash
A man was killed and a woman suffered serious injuries after a car rolled off State Highway 7 in the Hurunui District this morning. The crash happened around 5am on Karaka Road, about 1km south of Mt Alexander, police said. http://www.police.govt.nz/news/release/one-deceased-after-crash-hurunui-district

Man dies of heart attack in Christmas traffic near Wellington
A man his 30s or 40s reportedly died from a heart attack while in a car on State Highway 1 in Christmas traffic near Wellington.
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11771792

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