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The Really Gross Visitors Who Fly to New Zealand

Posted by te2ataria on November 17, 2009

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Air travel is a significant source of the greenhouse gas emissions that are contributing to the global climate change…

The visitors who fly to New Zealand are directly responsible for the greenhouse gas emissions and are therefore committing eco-terrorism.

The atrocities committed by the foreign visitors do NOT stop there. [Some of their destructive activities are cataloged on this blog. Moderator.]

So you would expect these people to be really gross and depraved individuals. And they are!

Meet Lisa Lutz, a 19-year-old female tourist.


Throw the Rabbit: Event organizer Barry Woods flings a rabbit at his Waitomo event. Photo:  Amanda Roobottom. Image may be subject to copyright.

She and a dozen or so others gathered in Waitomo on Sunday to throw rabbits.

The really sick organizer Barry Woods commented:

“Basically this was a stand against the PC brigade who think there is something wrong with what goes on in the real world.”

Yes Socrates, like war, murder, rape … and rabbit-throwing.

Then he put his environmentalist hat on his demented head:
“Why shouldn’t kids be able to see how it’s done, handle a dead animal and learn about pests which destroy the environment?”

“Miss Lutz won a trip for two on the Waitomo Riverjet and a $100 meal voucher for her throwing ability but admits to being embarrassed about the win. ‘I couldn’t believe it, I just laughed. It was very funny.’” Maryanne Twentyman of Waikato Times reported.

Let’s hope the jetboat does a Chinese somersault. EoF.

A European/UK couple on a return flight to NZ produce more CO2 than in EIGHT years of driving.

On a return flight from the United States to New Zealand, each visitor produces about 7.4 metric tons of CO2e pollution [11.1 metric tons of CO2e if flying from the US Atlantic coast]; a UK visitor produces about 17.64 metric tons of CO2.

[Note: Driving an average passenger car in the US over a year, traveling 12,500 miles (20,112 km), which burns about 581 gallons (2,200 liters) of gasoline, produces about 11,450 pounds (5.2 metric tons) of carbon dioxide. A couple on a return flight from the US to NZ produce as much CO2 as driving their car for about THREE years! A European/UK couple on a return flight to NZ produce more CO2 than in EIGHT years of driving.]

Unfortunately, three American tourists were last seen visiting the exact spot on Wellington’s Mount Victoria, where F**king “Frodo from Lord of the Rings stood looking troubled.”

Saatchi and Saatchi, the vampires of commercialism, with their corny slogans and downright dishonest tricks on “selling” New Zealand, are back, again, on the government payroll: “Our remoteness is our strength.” [Recall George Orwell’s famous slogan perpetuated by The Party: “War is Peace; Freedom is Slavery; Ignorance is Strength.” ]

No Saatch & Saatch! That is false.

Your remoteness means 17.6 metric tons of CO2 pollution produced per UK visitor.

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Jetstar Airbus Catches Fire Midair

Posted by te2ataria on June 11, 2009

Breaking News: Cockpit Fire Forces Jetstar Airbus A330 to Land in Guam 

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Best News of the Day for the Environment!

Posted by te2ataria on January 18, 2009

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Good News! The number of flights to and from New Zealand are shrinking!

Air NZ pilots face demotion, pay cut

Original Story by Tony Wall  – Sunday Star Times – Sunday, 18 January 2009

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Air New Zealand plane flown on second-generation biofuel. Original Photo: Guardian UK. Image may be subject to copyright.

More than 30 senior Air New Zealand pilots flying the airline’s largest jets face demotion to smaller aircraft and reduced pay as the company looks for ways to avoid large-scale redundancies in the difficult economic climate.

The Sunday Star-Times reported that 32 pilots currently flying 747s, 777s and 767s on long-haul routes will be “down-trained” [readers will excuse the pun!] That is to say,  they will fly toy aircraft on domestic routes and have their pay and rank cut [It’s not known whether their homes will be confiscated, too!]

Air New Zealand has about 850 jet pilots [every Tom, Dick and Harry who was previously a pig-farmer,] half of which fly long-haul routes.

Air New Zealand is also offering pilots alternative roles within the company, [shoot yourself in the head,] leave without pay, flexible flying arrangements and enhanced retirement packages [with this option you get to keep their wife, too!]

“According to a government career advice website, pilots who fly internationally earn up to $250,000.” [The pilots working for Colombian drug cartels don’t make that much money!]

According to an  Air New Zealand spokeswoman the “down-training” resulted from an 8% reduction in long-haul capacity due to the world economic downturn. [Is that all?]

Among the long-haul services Air New Zealand cut last year were flights to Japan and Hong Kong from New Zealand. [That’s very reassuring, indeed!]

“We have not made any pilots redundant and remain committed to maintaining a workforce of highly skilled and trained professionals to ensure the airline is quickly able to adapt to changing market conditions,” she said. [They can always fly each other to the South of France, of course!]

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If You Are Flying to or Importing Food From New Zealand

Posted by te2ataria on December 3, 2008

You are committing a double act of eco-terrorism!

On a return flight from the United States to New Zealand, each visitor produces about 7.4 metric tons of CO2 pollution; a UK visitor produces about 17.64 metric tons of CO2 [Note: Driving an average passenger car in the US over a year, traveling 12,500 miles (20,112 km), which burns about 581 gallons (2,200 liters) of gasoline, produces about 11,450 pounds (5.2 metric tons) of carbon dioxide. A couple on a return flight from the US to NZ produce as much CO2 as driving their car for about THREE years! A European/UK couple on a return flight to NZ produce more CO2 than in EIGHT years of driving.]

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To & From New Zealand: Double Act of Eco-Terrorism

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