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Our Sharks Are Hungry!

Posted by te2ataria on February 6, 2010

Welcome to New Zealand. Our Hungry Sharks Appreciate Your Custom

No, not the restaurateurs, car-hire fraternity, perverted motel owners, corrupt lawyers … I am talking about the real, aquatic sharks.

Come Visit New Zealand. Join the Other Numb Brain Visitors! Our Shark-infested, Sewage-filled Coastal Waters are Unique.

[This one is dead, but his cousins would love to take a chunk off your buttocks.] “Aiden Swale, of Invercargill, with a shark he caught in Foveaux Strait near Bluff on Tuesday night. The 2m shark is the same species, a broad-nosed seven-gill shark, that bit Invercargill teen Lydia Ward at Oreti Beach the same evening.” Image and caption in quotes: Stuff.NZ.Co

Oh, and let’s hope your Air NZ flight doesn’t have to make an emergency landing close to the beach!

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