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Yet Another Brit Proudly Killed in New Zealand

Posted by te2ataria on November 8, 2009

British Rock Climber Killed in Central Otago, New Zealand

Matthew Byron Allison, 26, was found dead near the base of Chinaman’s Bluff, 50km northwest of Queenstown, New Zealand, yesterday.

Mr Allison’s climbing companion, James Briscall, 37, from Wanaka, was rescued without so much as a scratch, even though the two climbers were using the same rope.

The pair were said to be experienced climbers. The explanation offered is, the accident happened after a rope became entangled while the pair were making their way back down the cliff face after completing the climb.

Somehow, Mr Allison took a near 200-meter dive to the bottom, as he tried “to free the rope.”

Yet again, the Brit’s death has been described as a “freak accident.” Mr Allison’s death has been referred to the usual coroner,  blah, blah, blah … case closed.

Next visitor please!

Mr Allison was the 1,736th foreigner killed in New Zealand since 2000.

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New Zealand Kills Yet Another Korean Tourist

Posted by te2ataria on May 13, 2009

The clock stopped for a South Korean tourist who had nothing better to do than getting killed in New Zealand.

James Cho, 49, was targeted by two cars traveling in opposite directions playing the game of “who got the gook first!” on the North Shore at the weekend.

He was struck by both cars as he crossed Sunset Rd on Saturday afternoon, the nincompoop police said, and died earlier today.

The victim was reportedly staying with friends on the North Shore while on holiday in New Zealand, and was out for a walk when the rain struck.

As he crossed the road looking for shelter, he was hit by the two vehicles.

Poor Mr Cho! He had lived for 49 years without losing his life even once, but had no idea how easy it was for Koreans to get killed in New Zealand.

Mr Cho’s Death Clock started ticking the moment he made reservation for his trip to New Zealand.

Asian and colored tourists should save some money by buying only a one way ticket to New Zealand. Most of them don’t get a chance to use their return tickets.

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At this rate, there will be more Koreans killed in New Zealand than in South Korea!

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