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The 1,372nd Tourist Was Killed in New Zealand!

Posted by te2ataria on August 10, 2008

UPDATE: Proudly Killed in NZ

UPDATE: New Zealand Death Clocks

UPDATE: S. Korean tourist the 1,541st foreigner to be killed in New Zealand

UPDATE: Irish tourist became the 1,429th foreign visitor murdered/ killed in Poxy New Zealand since 2000

submitted by a reader

Sarah Katie Bond, 24, the ill-advised UK tourist who will leave New Zealand in a body bag, was the 1,372nd visitor killed in this country since Jan 1, 2000.

The above figure, which was calculated using statistical methods [+/- 3% accuracy,] is based on the number of tourists killed between 2001 and 2006 [see nztourmaps.com,] and Arrivals by class, June 1998–2008 tables provided by Statistics New Zealand. Although it is believed that the figures provided by nztourmaps may be grossly underestimated, they were the only numbers available at the time of calculation.

The only other place in the world where a foreigner is more likely to get killed is … err … the Iraqi war zone!

U.S. Military Fatalities in Iraq: 4,136

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New Zealand: A Tourist Deathtrap

Posted by feww on February 28, 2008

Welcome to New Zealand! And how long will you be staying with us, ma’am?

You are twice more likely to be killed on New Zealand roads than in Germany

Four members of a Chinese family from Hong Kong, including a girl aged 10, were the latest victims of New Zealand Tourism. The only surviving member of the family, a 30-year-old woman, is in serious condition.
http://feww.wordpress.com/2008/03/22/new-zealand-tourism-claims-more-victims/
Source: http://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/1/story.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10499553

And will you be playing New Zealand Roulette, or have you booked other games?

[Note: NZ government agencies have declined to provide the relevant stats on the numbers of assaults and murders of foreigners.]

A 25-year-old Korean national was killed on NZ State Highway 2 (Feb 17, 2008 ) http://www.stuff.co.nz/4405769a11.html

Two Koreans were injured in tourist bus collision. (Feb 17, 2008 )
http://www.stuff.co.nz/4405812a11.html
Three seriously hurt in vicious Queenstown street attack: “It was a very serious assault,” police said. (Feb 17, 2008 )
http://www.stuff.co.nz/4405769a11.html

A 57-year-old American tourist fell to his death after missing unmarked “path” in Mt Cook
http://www.stuff.co.nz/4394988a11.html

A British tourist killed in bus crash, fate of the other seriously injured tourists unknown
http://www.stuff.co.nz/4384845a11.html
http://www.stuff.co.nz/thepress/4386040a6009.html

Roads claim nine lives during weekend
http://nz.news.yahoo.com/080204/3/3ua9.html

One person is dead and two seriously injured in a tourist bus collision yesterday.
http://www.stuff.co.nz/4354764a11.html

Crash raises road toll to 11 for January
http://www.stuff.co.nz/4342068a10.html

Tourist bus crashes with van, 1 dead.
http://www.stuff.co.nz/4356238a6570.html

Three female Korean tourists, aged 18, 19, and 34, had their right arms amputated after the crash. Another passenger suffered a fractured eye socket.
http://www.stuff.co.nz/4322877a11.html

Eight Chinese tourists were taken to hospital, one with serious injuries.
http://www.stuff.co.nz/4240038a23955.html

West Coast bus crash injures 21 overseas tourists [with 10 receiving severe injuries such as fractured limbs.]
http://www.stuff.co.nz/4273025a6047.html

One tourist was killed and Eight others are in a critical condition after a head-on crash in Waikato. http://www.stuff.co.nz/4342236a11.html

22 foreign tourists run for their lives after their bus catches fire
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/1/story.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10485349

A 46-year-old Malaysian woman was raped in Auckland
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/1/story.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10492627

See also:

Road Death toll February 2008: Month-to-date (Land Transport New Zealand)

Road Death toll: Month-to-date (Land Transport New Zealand)
As at 18 Feb 2008 : 28 deaths
Same time last year: 10 deaths
[Data retrieved on Feb. 18, 2008 from the URL: http://www.ltsa.govt.nz/research/toll.html%5D

Road Death toll: Month-to-date (Land Transport New Zealand)

As at 20 Feb 2008 : 27 deaths (!)
Same time last year: 14 deaths
[Data retrieved on Feb. 20, 2008 from the URL: http://www.ltsa.govt.nz/research/toll.html%5D

[Caution: NZ govt. statistics ARE doctored! New Zealand is probably the only country in the world where the dead are statistically resurrected for aesthetic reasons!]

Road Deaths as at 02 May 2008: 425

Same time last year: 404

How many of the dead are tourists? We’ll never know!

How many tourists murdered, killed, “accidentally” lost their lives … in the last 12 months?

WE WILL NEVER KNOW! And that’s what makes NZ such a fascinating tourist deathtrap!

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