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CO2 to NZ

Fly to NZ and Help Make the World a CO2-Rich Place!

Posted by te2ataria on July 10, 2008

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Get a Life! Be a CO2 Douche – Fly to Apartheid New Zealand!

What’s all that about?

Everyone in New Zealand starting from the un-authorities to the “tarts” and “crumpets” at advertising agencies is scratching their butts trying to get more tourists into the country for fleecing.

More and more conscientious visitors from the US and Britain are opting out, however, canceling their high-carbon visits to apartheid New Zealand. Intelligent people know that flying to New Zealand is an act of eco-terrorism.

Flying to New Zealand once produces 50 percent less carbon dioxide than flying to New Zealand twice!

On a return flight from the United States to New Zealand, each visitor produces about 7.4 metric tons of CO2e pollution [11.1 metric tons of CO2e if flying from the US Atlantic coast]; a UK visitor produces about 17.64 metric tons of CO2.

[Note: Driving an average passenger car in the US over a year, traveling 12,500 miles (20,112 km), which burns about 581 gallons (2,200 liters) of gasoline, produces about 11,450 pounds (5.2 metric tons) of carbon dioxide. A couple on a return flight from the US to NZ produce as much CO2 as driving their car for about THREE years! A European/UK couple on a return flight to NZ produce more CO2 than in EIGHT years of driving.]

Unfortunately, three American tourists were last seen visiting the exact spot on Wellington’s Mount Victoria, where F**king “Frodo from Lord of the Rings stood looking troubled.”

Saatchi and Saatchi, the vampires of commercialism, with their corny slogans and downright dishonest tricks on “selling” New Zealand, are back, again, on the government payroll: “Our remoteness is our strength.” [Recall George Orwell’s famous slogan perpetuated by The Party:”War is Peace; Freedom is Slavery; Ignorance is Strength.” ]

No! That is false:

Your remoteness means 17.4 metric tons of CO2 pollution produced per UK visitor.

Here is another one of theirs: “This is as far away as you can get …”

Wrong again! The earth is round, you advertising morons!

Come to Unforgettable New Zealand: Where you could get killed for the first time in your life!

And another: “New Zealand, the place where almost nothing happens and isn’t that refreshing?”

That’s a big lie and a load of BS, and they know it. A hell of a lot happens in New Zealand: If you don’t get killed in New Zealand, you’ll probably end up looking like this:


BASHED: This 24-year-old man suffered severe facial injuries, including two black and bleeding eyes, after a vicious assault. (Source: Stuff NZ.) Image may be subject to copyright. See NewZeelend Fair Use Notice!

Or like Robbie …


Robbie O’Brien, 31, was attacked by a group of muggers in Westport, New Zealand.

Or hundreds of others who have been murdered, raped, mugged and viciously assaulted.

Here’s a one:

You’ll never be out of reach of a murderer, a rapist, or a psychopath in New Zealand; they’ll be in touch; they’ll always find you!

[Note: Lots of examples and proof available on this blog – search the contents!]

Numbers of Tourists Leaving New Zealand in Body Bags!

Even if you go by the doctored statistics of Land Transport New Zealand, at least 413 people died on New Zealand’s death roads in the last 12 months. Statistically, up to 50 percent of the dead may have been tourists. But this information is not made available by the NZ un-authorities. Nor are any statistics concerning the cases of serious injuries among the tourists.

According to nztourmaps.com, a New Zealand tourism promotion company, about 779 overseas visitors were killed in New Zealand between 2001 to 2006. That’s 195 visitors each year who were murdered or killed one way or another from the end of 2001 to the beginning of 2006. [Note: The figure provided may be grossly underestimated, however, it still means overseas visitors are 7 times more likely to be killed in New Zealand than in Australia.] But even this information is not readily available. In fact, NZ Govt. and its agencies have repeatedly declined to provide the Moderators and their colleagues with the numbers of foreigners who lose their lives in New Zealand each year.

So, here are some more HONEST slogans about puke green New Zealand:

Adventure New Zealand: You are 7 times more likely to be killed in New Zealand than in Australia.

Come to New Zealand: You are twice more likely to be killed on our roads than even in Germany.

Visit New Zealand! Experience the unique feeling of leaving the country in a body bag!

Related Links:

Saatchi and Saatchi’s previous big lie exposed [Truth About ‘100% Pure New Zealand’ Advertising Campaign: A Report on New Zealand’s Toxic Environment]

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