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Competition

Competition: Name This Ship


Navy’s newest ship: OTAGO

The Navy’s newest ship, Otago, finally crosses the Tasman this weekend, two years after it was finished [it was tied up at a Melbourne wharf, instead of breaking wind on the high seas.]

The offshore patrol vessel (OPV), (in New Zealand we also have in-shore patrol vessels (IPV) class, and soon one “onshore” vessel would be added, too), one of Project Protector group, had been caught in a dispute with Australian shipbuilder BAE Systems.  Otago is sailing for Devonport on Sunday, and its skipper, Lieutenant Commander Simon Rooke, will bring the boat into Devonport next Friday.

“It is an incredible feeling to be hours away from sailing from Melbourne to sail Otago home,” he said.

“The entire ship is a hive of activity, and excitement, as we make our final preparations to sail.”

The Offshore Patrol Vessels  can go further offshore, “stay at sea longer, and conduct more challenging operations than the Inshore Patrol Vessels, and will enable the RNZN to conduct patrol and surveillance operations around New Zealand, the southern ocean and into the Pacific.”  Stuff NZ said.

Readers are invited to find an appropriate name for Otago.

Top 10 entries will receive an honorable mention. Best names so far:

    1. NZNS  Poverty
    2. NZNS  Ignorance
    3. NZNS  Next Stop Shanghai
    4. NZIS Blue Peter, Yellow Sea
    5. NZNS  Jon Key (The Skimmer)
    6. NZNS Budget Deficit
    7. NZNS  The Ocean Potty
    8. NZNS F**k the Malnourished Kids (Destroyer Class 300,000)
    9. USS  Pakeha

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      2 Responses to “Competition”

      1. Unnamed Johnson said

        New Zealand is safe as fuck.
        P.S to the designer
        Stop scaring away the tourist bro.

        [Make that “as safe as rape,” bro. Moderator]

      2. Unnamed Johnson said

        Oh wicked, yeah sure lets make it so that the people don’t have freedom of speech. “Your comment is awaiting moderation” So only people who are anti-NZ get there comments through… awesome.

        [Unnamed Johnson, are you on ‘P’ again, bro? Moderator]

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