Sent by ‘Tall Reporter’ [Edited and rewritten by TEAA]
Prime Minister of New Zealand, John Key, has paid loads of taxpayer money to appear on David Letterman’s Late Show
Poxyland’s Prime Minister, John Key, his toupee and massive nose, plan on promoting the puke green tourist deathtrap on David Letterman’s Late Show next month.
David Letterman is rumored to have received a substantial ‘gift’ from New Zealand Tourism Ministry officials to ‘invite’ key to his show. Key is also the minister for the sludge green poxyland tourism.
Mr Key, who is desperate to promote eco-terrorim in New Zealand will appear on the show while he is in New York attending the United Nations.
Here’s a list of 10 compelling reasons why we Americans should visit New Zealand (best reason last)
Drum roll …
And NOW…. John Key’s top 10 reasons for Americans to visit NZ
10. YOU are twice as likely to get killed in New Zealand in the 2009/2010 tourist season than in the previous year.
9. Per capita, about 4 times as many people are killed on New Zealand roads than on Russia’s (the worst in Europe). [See also: Road Kills 2008]
8. Visitors are up to 1,000 times more likely to be murdered in cold blood in New Zealand than in Germany.
7. More white New Zealanders hate Americans than do any any other group of white people.
6. More foreigners are violently murdered or killed in New Zealand than in any other country with the exception of Iraq. Between Jan 1, 2000 and May 30, 2009 at least 1,548 foreigners were killed in New Zealand. [No. of U.S. Soldiers killed in occupied Iraq up to May 30, 2009: 4,304 personnel.]
[And when they come to America, they kill our brightest scientists. See: New Zealander charged with what they do best: MURDER]
5. Nearly as many American visitors [and other foreign nationals] are MNZ [missing in New Zealand,] than are US MIA in Vietnam.
3. New Zealand is probably one of the most toxic tourist destinations in the world. The unsuspecting foreign visitors risk a litany of health hazards … New Zealand govt releases 9 times more of the deadly 1080 poison into the environment than the rest of the world combined. [See also: Lethal Coastal Waters Kill Deadly Fish!]
2. If You are flying to or importing food from New Zealand, you are committing a double act of eco-terrorism. On a return flight from the United States to New Zealand, each visitor produces about 7.4 metric tons of CO2e pollution [11.1 metric tons of CO2e, when flying west from the US Atlantic coast.] UK and other EU visitors produce about 17.64 metric tons of CO2 per person.
[Note: Driving an average passenger car in the US over a year, traveling 12,500 miles (20,112 km), which burns about 581 gallons (2,200 liters) of gasoline, produces about 11,450 pounds (5.2 metric tons) of carbon dioxide. A couple on a return flight from the US to NZ produce as much CO2 as driving their car for about THREE years! A European/UK couple on a return flight to NZ produce more CO2 than in EIGHT years of driving.]
And finally, the number one most compelling reason why we Americans should all visit New Zealand is … more drum roll … … …
1. More American visitors are beaten, robbed and urinated on in New Zealand than in any other country in the world.
More reasons, just in case …
I. New Zealand govt has spent NZ$500 million buying 4 naval toy boats at a time when 219,627 of NZ kids, and therir families live in poverty. If they don’t get more money for their military, they’d take more money away from the people and force more of the population into abject poverty.