Ministry of Truth
News blackout and censorship imposed by New Zealand’s “Ministry of Truth” (Minirue in Newspeak)
TODAY’S NEWS BLACKOUT ALERT LEVEL:
Sources known to the Moderators have confirmed
that one of the pillars of New Zealand’s ‘Ministry of Truth,’ namely New Zealand Press Association, NZPA, a Zionist-operated organization that is responsible for the censorship and control of news flow in New Zealand, has imposed the continuation of a total ban on reporting incidents of murder, road death, rape, robbery and assault on tourists (and foreign nationals) in the country.
[It’s believed that the latest ban came into effect at midnight on 31 August 2011. The severity of bans wax and wane subject to the number of fatal or serious incidents. ]
Let’s hope at least some news, the investigative journalism type reports that are sporadically published by independent local papers, can still find their way into mainstream media.
Under the circumstances, the Moderator will rely on a powerful statistical model to publish the number of the dead foreigners for 2009. The model was designed for this blog and has previously performed successfully with +/- 3 percent accuracy.
Based on the model, earlier news reports in January and February 2009, and subject to future adjustments, the Moderator can confirm that the death toll for foreign visitors in New Zealand in 2009 would be an average of 16 dead tourists per month.
The above number includes the victims of murder, govt and corporate manslaughter, road death and all other incidents leading to a loss of life.
An Explanation of Alert Levels:
Code RED means: Total News Blackout
Code ORANGE means: Publish the news only if there were too many eyewitnesses, or one or more victim is still alive.
Code YELLOW means: Publish with caution. Remove all entries after 24-48 hours.
Codes: Green means: Total freedom of Information. This, of course, will never be allowed in New Zealand.