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Police Farce II


Way to go Brownheads!

Nincompoop New Zealand police farce [brownheads] are probably the only ones in the world who can escalate a routine inquiry into a tragic national comedy.

Nincompoop police turn another stolen car investigation into a comedy at taxpayers expense and road users inconvenience!

Two police officers  managed to get their patrol car rolled while responding to an emergency call yesterday afternoon. Manukau nincompoops were on their way to check a report that a stolen car had been seen in the area when they crashed. The road was closed and caused traffic delays. The police vehicle is probably a write-off.

“They have done a pirouette in the air and then hit the ground,” said another nincompoop police spokeswoman.


One police officer was treated for neck injuries [shame!] after this patrol vehicle flipped near Beachlands. Photo / Glenn Jeffrey. Image may be subject to copyright.

New Zealand police kill bystander

An innocent motorist was shot dead by NZ police on Auckland’s North Western motorway after a man  fleeing police attempted  to hijack his vehicle.

Here’s how the story unfolded:

A  handbag is snatched in West Auckland. The offender drives off, but then abandons  his car and flees  on foot, before getting into another car to continue his escape.

SHOTS FIRED: The scene of a fatal shooting on Auckland’s North Western Motorway this afternoon. Photo: JASON OXENHAM/Auckland Suburbans. Image may be subject to copyright.

Armed incompetent NZ police starts a high speed chase through busy streets before turning onto the motorway. The offender pulls his car sideways across the motorway then jumps the median barrier and appears trying to hijack another vehicle. The police opens fire and kills the driver of vehicle about to be hijacked.

Another motorist, the driver of a light truck, is also shot by the police and is taken to hospital.

“This is an absolute tragedy for the family of the dead man and, for that matter, the numerous members of public and Police who were drawn into it,” a police brownhead said.

A reporter saw “10 police vehicles and some had been damaged from the pursuit.”

Psycho? Murderer? Rapist? Wife-beater? Ex-military? Pimp? Thug? Pusher? Scumbag? pedophile?

Welcome to New Zealand police farce! You’re guaranteed a whitewash and graduation with honors!

A police recruit who assaulted two colleagues in a Wellington bar was allowed to graduate with a blemish-free record. (Source)

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  • NZ SIS: Toilet Spying Addicts. Addicted to toilet spying, SIS are the same people who instead of preventing the bombing of Rainbow Warrior by their French bedfellows, provided material support  to ensure sinking of the protest boat.
  • Welcome to New Zealand police farce! A police recruit who assaulted two colleagues in a Wellington bar was allowed to graduate with a blemish-free record. … “The information comes to light as another former recruit remains stood down on full pay awaiting trial, accused of raping a woman he met on the internet, two weeks into his police training. … “Police were unable [!] to say how many recruits had been investigated for disgraceful conduct in the past few years, but The Dominion Post knows of three other investigations in 2006 alone, including one accused of a domestic-related burglary and another man convicted of assaulting another recruit with a bottle while socialising in the police bar.” (Source)
  • Chain of Nincompoops.The two foolish prisoners in their 20s, who were handcuffed together, outsmarted their police escort as they left Hastings District Court on Tuesday. However their escape was short lived as they ran on different sides of a streetlamp. The incident was caught on CCTV. Watch the video here. [Warning: Turn off the volume, if you find the TV presenter’s  accent offensive! ]
  • Man jumps to his death after illegal police raid. Nincompoop “Police officers have been banned from accompanying Immigration officials on potentially unlawful raids on brothels after a man leapt to his death during a raid being filmed for reality television. The 38-year-old Manukau man, believed to have been a customer, panicked and jumped seven metres from the window after uniformed police, Immigration officers and television staff burst in to the Auckland bordello Salon 33 in November 2007.”

Source: http://nz.news.yahoo.com/a/-/top-stories/5335420/police-banned-brothel-raids-mans-death/

Constable Nathan Connolly, a “brownhead” Christchurch police scumbag, elbowed a man three times in the face causing serious injuries to him, while the victim was handcuffed in a patrol car. Image may be subject to copyright.

The Right to Murder, Rape, Assault, Drink and Drive, Abuse Power and Break the Law

New Zealand is one of only a few places in the world where its nincompoop police scumbags [and military skunks] can murder, rape, assault and drive while plastered out of their tiny rotten minds.

– The Government is under mounting political pressure to investigate why a top police officer refused to be breath tested amid allegations police bosses are showing hypocrisy in their handling of the controversy.

– The refusal by Superintendent Graham Thomas to take a breath-test after being spotted driving home erratically from a police bar is just the latest in a string of incidents involving officers who had been drinking in a police bar or canteen.

– December 2008 – One of the country’s top police officers has been questioned after  refusing to take a drink-driving breath test.

– In 2000, the then Police Commissioner Peter Doone resigned from his $275,000-a-year post after two top-level reports criticised his conduct on election night in 1999.

– In 1992, Howard Broad, who later became NZ Police Commissioner, was stopped by a Ministry of Transport traffic patrol in Christchurch. Broad later confessed he had been drinking before his car was stopped..

Replace the nincompoop “police” with equally incompetent “coastguards” in any sentence above: NO Change!

Five incompetent members of a Northland coastguard had to be rescued when they damaged their boats after they failed to spot the rocks on a rescue mission. The five crew members were lifted off by helicopter and taken to a hospital! Three of them who said were seriously hurt were airlifted first and taken to Whangarei Hospital. The other two decided to play hero and remained on board the boat. However, they soon started to cry like children and asked to be airlifted, too.

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8 Responses to “Police Farce II”

  1. shorty said

    yea this comment is to the police whi shot the wrong person in pursuit.yea well i think the police should be charged because at the end of the day they shot the wrong man, yet its alright for them to get away with it because they were doing a job.thats bull if you cant see the affender dont shoot, if you cant get near and they are speeding pull back and get backup.dont take matters into your own hands especially when there are innocent people around where they can get injured.own up to it and say hey im guilty otherwise there just going to get away with it.

  2. H said

    Things badly all over the world, seems to me like someone behind the scenes who does not have the cultural wisdom of the ordinary citizens were in power, like foreign criminals or something much less intelligent than the ordinary political leaders, white collar workers etc., so one should teach them the cultural wisdom that keeps the societies running,…

    • te2ataria said


      It all depends on how one defines “wisdom” and “intelligence.”

      They are “foreign” and they most certainly are criminals. To understand how it all works, you’ll have to do a fresher on the older pages of the holy [sic.] bible and god’s promises [sic.]

  3. Kiwi in oz said

    The Police should be paying compensation the deceased persons family. What a terrible and sad time for this family.

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  6. DontCallMeDude said

    Cops are being sued for $1,000,000 by the family. Van driver was 17 years old. What I find interesting is the first photo published had a different location of AOS to latter photos, the first suggests it wasnt a miss, but wrong target by a good 30-50meters, He was shot while driving. I archive all this stuff (I hate corruption as much as the next person, and NZ is turning to S*IT) but cant find the photo…

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