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Another NZ Joke …

Posted by te2ataria on January 16, 2010

sent by a reader

What Do You Call an Airline that …

Q. What do you call an airline that Kills 257 People?

A. Bloody dangerous!

Q. What do you call an airline that can’t keep its plane in the air?

A. Flying coffins from hell?

Q. What do you call an airline that Kills 257 People, can’t keep its plane in the air AND has a near-miss a day?

A. You call it Air New Zealand and pay a fortune to a faux, buy-a-title-from-me outfit like Air Transport World to name it the ‘Airline of the Year!’

Here’s the joke’s roar-booster:

Q. Who congratulated Air New Zealand?

A. Both the NZ Prime Minister and NZ Minister of Tourism.

[Note to blog’s foreign readers: Both of the above positions are occupied by the same person, John key.]

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The probability remains that the next major air disaster would occur as a result of an Air New Zealand Airbus crashing into the sea [with a certainty of 0.74]

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