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W A R N I N G : NZ FACES EXISTENTIAL THREATS!

Posted by doubleconcerned on June 16, 2019

W A R N I N G !

SEVERE Karmic Booms Striking Apartheid, Morally Repugnant NZ!
Major Disasters Looming!

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W A R N I N G !

Geophysical Assaults on New Zealand!

“At least five NZ regions, including Canterbury, face existential threats in the near future!” —Independent experts

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THE SOUTHERN ALPS ARE CLOSING IN ON NEW ZEALAND. FOR ADDITIONAL DETAILS SEE RECENT ENTRIES POSTED ON THIS BLOG!

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Today’s quantum entanglement

Posted by te2ataria on May 22, 2019

Re-sent by an alien

Auckland, New Zealand

The existence of Auckland is defined between two quantum boundaries:

  1. Zero.
  2. What could possibly go wrong?

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IF you live in Auckland, Christchurch, Wellington…

Posted by te2ataria on May 10, 2019

W A R N I N G !

SEVERE Karmic Booms Striking Apartheid, Morally Repugnant NZ!
Major Disasters Looming!

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W A R N I N G !

Geophysical Assaults on New Zealand!

“At least five NZ cities/regions, including Canterbury, face existential threats in the near future!” —Independent experts

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UK rentals turned pigsties by Kiwis who eat, defecate and copulate like pigs

Posted by te2ataria on January 29, 2019

Sent by a reader in London, UK in response to the massively disproportionate publicity given to the unruly British tourists visiting New Zealand

The submission has now been reviewed and summarized, with the expletives removed by blog Moderators:

House-hunting in London

Englishman Dave N. was house-hunting a number of years ago. He viewed properties in NW London including three houses occupied by Kiwi (and Aussie) tenants.

Each of the properties was occupied by over two dozen people. In one two-bedroom house, he counted 26 soiled mattresses laying haphazardly on the floor.

The front and back gardens were dotted by piles of excrement, and the stench of urine was unbearable. The front and back doors had been kicked in and the locks removed, presumably for easy access.

The internal doors had all been yanked off the frames and used as “beds” in the sitting rooms and hallways. The walls had multiple holes punched in them and the cupboards looked like piles of wood readied for bonfire.

Dave visited the kitchen, where the sight of piles of filthy dishes in the sink, on the table and serving counters, with maggots climbing all over them, made him want to throw up.

He ran to the bathroom to vomit in the toilet. However, both the toilet and bathtub where filled with dirty jeans and other items of male and female clothing, presumably left there to soak.

He didn’t have to look too hard to find used condoms and soiled underwear.

Above all, the “Kiwi bouquet” pervaded the three properties–the stench of feces, rotten food and sex.

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W A R N I N G !

SEVERE Karmic Booms Striking Apartheid, Morally Repugnant NZ!
Major Disasters Looming!

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W A R N I N G !

Geophysical Assaults on New Zealand!

“At least five NZ cities/regions, including Canterbury, face existential threats in the near future!” —Independent experts

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Ever visited UK rentals turned pigsty, where dozens of Kiwis eat, shit and fuck in absolute filth?

Posted by te2ataria on January 28, 2019

Sent by a reader in London, UK in response to the massively disproportionate publicity given to the unruly British tourists visiting New Zealand

The submission is currently being reviewed by Moderators.

 

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W A R N I N G !

SEVERE Karmic Booms Striking Apartheid, Morally Repugnant NZ!
Major Disasters Looming!

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W A R N I N G !

Geophysical Assaults on New Zealand!

“At least five NZ cities/regions, including Canterbury, face existential threats in the near future!” —Independent experts

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