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Anzac Day: Defining the absurdity of our lives

Posted by te2ataria on April 25, 2018

Sent by a reader:

How the Allied cannon fodder prevented the Ottoman Empire from advancing to Otago…

So many people lost their lives so that one day C**TS like John Key and Jacinda Ardern could become Prime Minister!

Gallipoli campaign: The Allied forces were evacuated at the end of 1915 after suffering heavy casualties. The Allied deaths totaled about 57,000, including over 8,000 from Australia (up to 22,000 others wounded, or missing) and 3,000 from New Zealand (more than 5,000 others missing or wounded–many of them being amputated and/or receiving horrific scars).

Not a single officer, or agents of the evil empire, responsible for the Gallipoli campaign debacle was ever prosecuted for the massive casualties…

Total Allied casualties [Great Britain and Ireland, Australia, War-Sick New Zealand, India, Newfoundland and France] included about 57,000 dead, 100,000 wounded and at least 12,000 missing.

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WHEN absurdity rises to astronomical heights

Posted by te2ataria on April 25, 2017

V. Heavily Censored Police Road Fatality Reports:

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Sent by a reader who lost a relative in Gallipoli, who was ordered to prevent the other empire from invading Rotorua

More garbage for space: Nasa’s Wanka balloon to carry  Anzac poppy to outer space

NASA communications spokesman announced on Tuesday that the world’s worst-managed organization was “moving forward” with its eighth launch attempt of its super pressure balloon from Wanaka, and to commemoration of the bloody wars, they have added a poppy to the garbage payload.

The balloon, which looks like a condom a giant panda might ware, is expected to circumnavigate the world for 100 days, before a landing in Argentina.

Other News in Drips…

Some tourists flock to Newfoundland, Canada to watch “Titanic” icebergs, while some others come to New Zealand to be hit by road slips…

Manawatu Gorge could be closed for weeks after slips
At least 3,500 cubic metres of earth is blocking the Woodville end of State Highway 3 through the Manawatu Gorge, said a report.
http://www.stuff.co.nz/manawatu-standard/news/91891636/manawatu-gorge-closed-as-slip-blocks-both-lanes

Murder mystery, negligent homicide, suicide, unexplained death…  no. of bodies found [and reported] in NZ today: One

Body found in bush near Thames
A hunter reportedly stumbled on a body in the bush near Thames this afternoon, police has said. The corpse has not yet been formally identified and will remain in the bush at Te Puru Forks, off the Thames Coast Rd, overnight [how sick!]
http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/91905312/Body-found-in-bush-near-Coromandel-town-of-Thames

Heavily Censored News From New Zealand’s Suicide Roads

Person killed in Kerikeri crash
A motorcyclist was killed =in a violent crash with a car in Kerikeri, Northland this afternoon. “Kapiro Road is currently closed between Equestrian Drive and Redcliffs Road,” police said.
http://www.police.govt.nz/news/release/fatal-crash-kerikeri

Fatal crash in Ohau, Waitaki
A fatal crash has been reported at Lake Ohau in the Waitaki District. One man was killed died in the single-vehicle crash on Freehold Creek Bridge, which is a one-lane bridge between Lake Ohau Village and Lake Ohau Lodge, police said.
http://www.police.govt.nz/news/release/fatal-crash-ohau-waitaki

NZ Police Clowns: Extreme Malevolence, Institutional Corruption, Phenomenal Incompetence, Sexual Harassment…

Woman claims senior Northland police officer harassed and abused her for years
“A senior Northland police officer brought a woman flowers and nicknamed her ‘Spice’ before sexually abusing her, it is alleged.”

The woman says the scumbag took advantage and molested her when she was in a vulnerable position, as are very many of New Zealand women throughout their lives, say the Moderators.

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Anzac day parade: an outrage on conscience

Posted by te2ataria on April 25, 2015

from the pages of apartheid fort new zealand blog:

IF war is so glorious, why do you have to lace it with sex to make it sell?

Ramming the War Dildo Down Your Throat and Up Your Tushi

Sent by a reader in the UK [Edited by TEAA] – Originally posted by te2ataria on November 11, 2009

The war mechanics have it in for you!

War Propaganda: Whether they are selling you war with the boobs on tanks gimmicks, the pathetic ANZAC Day way, or through the Armistice nostalgia crap, the war mechanics have you hooked by your private parts.

the war dildo - boobs on tanks
Ramming the War Dildo Up Your Tushi: By Hooks, Crooks and Massive Boobs!
Chelsea Charms, who claims to have the world’s biggest breasts, sits on a tank, selling the occupation war in Afghanistan during the ‘Boobs on Bikes’ parade along Queen Street [September 23, 2009.] Photo by David Rowland/NZPA. Image may be subject to copyright.

Take the latest outrage, an affront to sanity and human dignity!

Students have been asked to write speeches about war in the Cyril Bassett VC Speech Competition. The prize is a trip to Gallipoli. This time it’s a return trip. The next time, it would be one way without so much as a VC cross.

Corporal Cyril Bassett, who received the VC for his bravery under fire at Gallipoli Corporal Cyril Bassett received the VC for his bravery under fire at Gallipoli. Some of his 2,271 dead comrades got wooden crosses, and 4,752 others who were wounded got f**k all, presumably because they weren’t as brave as him.

This writer’s grandfather got £5 for losing his brother to WWII  (and NO medals).

The competition is named after the first New Zealander to win a Victoria Cross for bravery in World War I. Corporal Bassett, VC, reportedly “braved intense enemy fire at Chunuk Bair on the Gallipoli Peninsula several times to repair communications lines.”

How do we know that? War historians… ok … . Well, to be honest with you …

Why did he go to war in the first place? The Ottoman soldiers were advancing in … err… on Otago!

To tell you the truth, everybody was fighting those days. Look at Afghanistan and Iraq. Isn’t the enemy still fighting us there even today?

“It was just that I was so short that the bullets passed over me”, He later said, reluctant to talk about his VC.  “All my mates ever got were wooden crosses.”

Some 8,556 New Zealand soldiers landed at Gallipoli, of whom 2,721 were killed and 4,752 wounded. But only one man won the VC jackpot prize. Presumably, the rest of them were considered not brave enough to win a prize because they refused to risk their lives for their slave masters.

“Too bad they were slaughtered in trenches like chickens in a coop,” a certain politician might have been heard saying, “they had the option to die like real men!”

What an insult to the 7, 473 dead and wounded in the Gallipoli Campaign. They didn’t get even a lollipop consolation prize. It was almost as bad as molesting the secondary school students with the war dildo.

Why the school war speech competition?

Honorable mention for anyone who gets this one right!

[Hints: An old Chinese psychological system of influencing the mind, which was successfully reintroduced in N. Vietnam on American POWs. You become what you write about. Also a trick used by marketing firms for deep-branding.]

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NZ Military Karma Zaps 4 Personnel on ANZAC Day

Posted by te2ataria on April 25, 2010

sent by a reader in Sewage City [Wellington]

Surprise, Surprise! It’s ANZAC Day Again!

No, it wasn’t necessarily NZ helicopter pilot incompetence, this time!

Ordinarily, one’s first thought might have been: how could these ace pilots go to war and come back alive if they couldn’t fly a helicopter a couple of blocks without crashing in the peace time?

But this wasn’t any ordinary time; it was ANZAC Day. And the NZ military’s collective bad  karma was out to get fresh blood.


The wreckage of the NZ Air Force Iroquois helicopter that killed four trained air crew. Photo: stuff nz. Image may be subject to copyright.

A Before Photo

NZ Air Farce Iroquois helicopter seen “in action.” There have been four other reported crashes in the NZ Air Farce’s fleet of 14 Iroquois.

The crash forced Prime Minister Don Key to  cut his trip to Turkey short. NZ’s collective bad karma is probably eying him, too.

Don Key, who went to Turkey for Anzac Day commemorations, is now planning to return to New Zealand by Tuesday morning for the  air crews’ funerals, his office said.

“I am shocked and saddened by this tragic event. My thoughts are with the families of the victims, the family of the injured man, and the entire New Zealand Defence Force,” Don Key was reported as saying earlier today.

“To have this happen when the helicopter was heading to Wellington for an Anzac Day flypast is an absolute tragedy.

“I am sure that all New Zealanders will join with me in offering the families of the victims, and the Defence Force, our deepest condolences.”

Bullshit! If you didn’t think the soldiers are cannon fodder, why would you send them to Afghanistan?

Don Key attending the dawn service in Gallipoli today said.:

“This campaign stands in memory for New Zealand, as well as Australia, as playing an important part in fostering a sense of national identity,” he said.

“It is also important today for us to remember and commemorate the bravery and the sacrifice of all those who have served their nation at a time of war. In particular, to remember those who have not returned.

“Today we stand together in peace, former foes now old friends, united in honouring them.”

Until the next time.

Meanwhile,  “a vintage military truck mowed down six war veterans” during Anzac Day parade in Melbourne, Australia.

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Bigoted

Posted by te2ataria on April 16, 2009

Sent by a reader in Australia

ANZAC Day is NOT for Bar Brawlers

The mother of a New Zealander who was killed in a bar fight in Bali at the weekend has now raised enough money to bring back the body of her son.

Merrill Headifen has raised at least NZ$8,000 to return the body of her 22-year-old son, Sean, to Palmerston North, where she resides.

Sean Headifen, a former soldier, was killed in a bar fight in Kuta, a town in southern Bali, Indonesia, on Sunday night.

According to the news media in New Zealand,  his mother is considering to hold his funeral on Anzac Day.

I sincerely hope she would change her mind after reading this and hold the funeral for him on some other day. There are 365 days in a year and, right or wrong, ANZAC Day is dedicated to the memory of those hapless victims of the empire who lost their lives playing the rich man’s shooting game, as did my great grandpa, leaving their wives doing unimaginable things to support their families.

Kuta is not in Gallipoli. Indonesians aren’t Turks. My great grandpa and most of his army mates, who were condemned to certain death when the military top brass sent them to gallipoli, never got involved in a drunken brawl.

So, please, try to honour the Day, and let the war dead sleep in peace.

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