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Another Jetboat Collision Leaves 3 Tourists With Broken Bones

Posted by te2ataria on February 21, 2009

Third Jetboat Collision Near Queenstown Leaves 3 Tourists With Broken Bones

Two tourists were left with broken collar bones and a third with a broken knee after the jetboat in which they were passengers flipped on the Dart River, near Glenorchy, north of Queenstown, New Zealand. The remaining 18 passengers, all of whome were tourists from the U.S., England and Scotland, sustained somewhat less severe injuries.

A tourist died in a jetboat crash on the Matukituki River on Boxing Day last year and last month, two visitors died when a jetboat and jet ski collided on the Kawarau River.” Media reported.

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Welcome to the Islands of Death, Doctor!

Posted by te2ataria on December 27, 2008

Doctors Health Warning: Traveling to New Zealand Will Kill You!

New Zealand Kills a Young British Doctor

Paul Joseph Woods, 29, a British doctor was killed when the jetboat he was traveling in flipped and crushed him to death on the dangerous Matukituki River at Mt Aspiring National Death Park.

Constable Mike Johnston, another nincompoop from Wannka police,  said it was still not clear how the jet flipped.

A jetboat expert examined the scene yesterday and a Maritime Safety inspector will join the investigation today. A report said. Who knows, they might even be able to bring the poor victim back to life.

Dr Woods and four others were apparently thrown from the boat. Two others were flown to Dunedin hospital with serious injuries to their legs after being pinned beneath the boat and the other, a female, with a broken hand, the report said.

Dr Woods, who clearly made the biggest mistake of his life when he emigrated from England in June this year, had been working at Dunedin Hospital.

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