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Miracle vaccination at Auckland beaches

Posted by te2ataria on December 27, 2018

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Sent by a reader in ‘sanitary pads” city

Want a super immune system? Come take the plunge at Auckland beaches!

How to Become an honorary “Aucklandyte”

Don’t listen to the cynical Safeswim telling you the water in Auckland’s summer “hot spots” is too dirty for swimming!!

What Audacity!!
Milford South, Mission Bay, Point England and St Heliers beaches have been coded “black”, meaning “a very high risk of illness from swimming.”

Up to 20 other popular swimming spots on the North Shore in West Auckland have been coded “red”, for “a high risk of illness from swimming.”

What are the contaminants [“vitamin fortification”,] and where do they come from? Fortunately, there are numerous items from multiple sources:

Human faeces, vampire teabags [sanitary pads,] used condoms, birds, dogs and livestock poop, AND massive volumes of untreated raw sewage from onsite wastewater systems, wastewater overflows and storm water pipes.

Did you know visitors from several countries defecate in NZ’s coastal waters as a matter of natural course?

Thankfully, people are not prevented from boosting their immune system by taking an early morning swim, or a mid-afternoon plunge in the golden waters.

“People can do what they will with that information. We don’t close beaches and we don’t tell people not to swim…certainly in terms of where wastewater overflows have gone off I think people should definitely pay attention to where that is the case because for a period of time after that overflow has gone off it is genuinely higher risk to swim,” said Safeswim programme manager Nick Vigar.

Traffic congestion costs Auckland about $2b a year

[Aucklandyte: A lower-functioning subspecies of humanoid that inhabits extortionately-priced cave-quality dwellings and enjoys human feces and sanitary pads in their water, and day-long traffic congestion on motorways…]

“If the average speed across the Auckland network was close or equal to the speed limit, which is also known as free-flow, we estimate the benefits of decongestion during weekdays at between $1.4 and $1.9 billion (between 1.5% and 2%) of Auckland’s GDP),” says a report.

Related links: Living in human excrement

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Geophysical Assaults on New Zealand Loom!

At least five NZ cities/regions, including Canterbury, face existential threats in the near future, according to independent experts!

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