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Competition: Name This Ship

Posted by te2ataria on March 19, 2010

Competition: Find an Appropriate Name for This Ship


Navy’s newest ship: OTAGO

The Navy’s newest ship, Otago, finally crosses the Tasman this weekend, two years after it was finished [it was tied up at a Melbourne wharf, instead of breaking wind on the high seas.]

The offshore patrol vessel (OPV), (in New Zealand we also have in-shore patrol vessels (IPV) class, and soon one “onshore” vessel would be added, too), one of Project Protector group, had been caught in a dispute with Australian shipbuilder BAE Systems.  Otago is sailing for Devonport on Sunday, and its skipper, Lieutenant Commander Simon Rooke, will bring the boat into Devonport next Friday.

“It is an incredible feeling to be hours away from sailing from Melbourne to sail Otago home,” he said.

“The entire ship is a hive of activity, and excitement, as we make our final preparations to sail.”

The Offshore Patrol Vessels  can go further offshore, “stay at sea longer, and conduct more challenging operations than the Inshore Patrol Vessels, and will enable the RNZN to conduct patrol and surveillance operations around New Zealand, the southern ocean and into the Pacific.”  Stuff NZ said.

Readers are invited to find an appropriate name for Otago.

Top 10 entries will receive an honorable mention. Best names so far:

  1. NZNS  Poverty
  2. NZNS  Ignorance
  3. NZNS  Next Stop Shanghai
  4. NZIS Blue Peter, Yellow Sea
  5. NZNS  Jon Key (The Skimmer)
  6. NZNS Budget Deficit
  7. NZNS  The Ocean Potty
  8. NZNS F**k the Malnourished Kids (Destroyer Class 300,000)
  9. USS  Pakeha

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Competition: Name This Ship

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New Zealand’s “Joint Naval Exercise”

Posted by te2ataria on June 8, 2009

sent by a reader in New Zealand murder capital [which one? Oh, Auckland!]

Sex Toys for the Boys!

What happens to all the money that should be spent on health, education and welfare of this sick, ignorant and poverty stricken nation?

It all goes to “Joint Naval Excercise!”

The money goes to buying sex toys for the boys [and girls.] New Zealand government is spending more than $500 million on Project Protector, to shore up New Zealand defences against [presumably] the Somali pirates and swarms of drunk Aussies coming across the Tasman Sea for New Zealand Sheep.

rototiti
New Zealand’s Rototiti. New Sex Kit fully decorated with phallic symbols – Ready for FUN-DO! Rototiti is one of the “Navy’s” four new inshore “patrol vessels.” [The other three shipd are “Haveit,” “Pukikid,” and “Taupo blow”]

Ok! Tha’t a ruse. There’s no Somali pirate threat, or drunk Aussies rushing across the Tasman Sea for the love of NZ lamb [over their own animals.] So what’s the truth?

Why does New Zealand “navy” need four 55-metre, 340-tonne patrol crafts with phallic symbols protruding from every possible angle and crevice?

They need it for the boys [and girls] to do their joint naval excercises, of course. The crafts, fully decorated with highly visible phallic symbols, are used as “exciting” venues for the joint naval exercises: Sodomy of the male, and rape of female navy recruits on the high and low seas, and at every port of call near you.

The next time you here the phrase “Joint Naval Excercise” you know exactly what it means!

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