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Final Destination: Another Foreigner ‘Killed’ Skydiving in NZ

Posted by te2ataria on January 11, 2018

Recent Quote: “[Skydiving] in New Zealand is like playing for real in the Final Destination (horrific deaths) movies. Just when you think you’ve been spared, the Grim Reaper strikes!”

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Police not revealing nationality of missing skydiver presumed dead

The missing skydiver on Lake Wakatipu is now presumed dead making the search a body recovery operation, police has said.

“Given the nature of the incident and the time that has passed, the ongoing police activity is focussed on a recovery operation rather than a rescue.

“Our focus is on the recovery of the missing man and getting him back to his family.”

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Half man, half beast?

New Australian High Commissioner to NZ

Australia’s new High Commissioner to New Zealand has been named as Ewen McDonald,  Australian Foreign Minister Julie (XXX) Bishop has announced.  Informed sources say Mr McDonald’s right ear is over a third larger than his left.

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