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Training the single-cell brains how to die!

Posted by te2ataria on May 21, 2019

Sent by a reader in Suicide City [euphemistically referred to as the “World’s Happiest City”]

Soldier shot during training at ASSASSINATION facility

Another soldier has reportedly been shot and critically injured at the SAS training facility on Petersons Rd, Ardmore, in south Auckland.

“The soldier is not a member of the New Zealand Special Operations Forces and the training activity was not part of the United States-New Zealand training exercise being held in the area,” the Defence Farce hinted. [At least we know he wasn’t pushed out of a helicopter as part of his toughness training!]

“The training activity has been suspended and NZDF cannot make any further comment until the investigation has been concluded.”

The incident comes just 11 days after an SAS trooper was killed during a training exercise at the $46 million Battle Training Facility.

Details of his injuries were treated as state secrets, but he allegedly fell from [or was persuaded to jump out of] a helicopter.

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NZ Police and Ministry of Resurrection Watch

YGTBFKM: Only 7 road fatalities reported in 12 days!!

Proudly Killed in NZ: But How Many have actually perished on NZ roads this year so far?

As of yesterday (May 20, 2019), at least 425 people have been killed and more than 900 others critically/seriously injured on NZ roads, according to the blog’s advanced statistical models that are backed by multiple resources [Margin of error: ±3 per cent.]

  • Actual road toll for 2019 YTD: 425 [Based on the blog’s advanced statistical models.]
  • No. of fatalities reported by police: ONLY 344 [Includes classified data for two regions provided to us by police insiders.]
  • Official No. of crash victim: Only155 listed by Ministry of Transport (MoT).
  • No. of the dead known to have been statistically resurrected by MoT: 344–155=189

Source: Ministry of Resurrection [aka, “Ministry of Transport”.]

Source: Ministry of Resurrection [aka, “Ministry of Transport”.]

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