sent by a reader in Perth
Badly decomposed zombie found on Auckland beach reserve
A badly decomposing zombie has been found in dense bush at Orakei Reserve, Okahu Bay, Saturday morning.
Defective Senior Sergeant Paul Newman said they have not yet identified the body. http://www.stuff.co.nz/auckland/82410786/decomposing-body-found-on-auckland-beach-reserve
Meanwhile…
Rotting zombie unnoticed in Perth Hungry Jack’s toilet for three days
Rotting zombie in algor mortis went unnoticed for three days in the toilet of a Perth Hungry Jack’s restaurant.
“Officers were called after the body was discovered in a locked cubicle at a Hungry Jack’s in Balga, in the city’s north, on Monday morning.
“They believe the man might have entered the toilet on Friday night.”
“If it had been there since Friday, that would indicate the cubicle wasn’t checked or cleaned on Friday evening, all of Saturday when the store was open for 24 hours and Sunday.”
Naturally, Hungry Jack’s management refused to answer questions about the discovery, and cleaning arrangements at the restaurant. They released a statement through the PR agency saying they were co-operating with authorities. http://www.news.com.au/national/breaking-news/man-found-dead-in-hungry-jacks-in-wa/news-story/3d2500637edbabccce17a8a9b98e112e
[Please do NOT be put off thinking what they may be putting in their Grill Masters gourmet burger rang. Rotting zombie flesh apparently has noisome stench, abhorrent taste and unmistakable texture. Moderator K.]
