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World’s Dumbest

New Zealand: World’s Dumbest in Everything

Quote of the Day from the Radio Station for the Dumbest

NewsTalkZB

“The number of people on benefits has risen by 1.2% since Nov mostly due to univ students but 2,250 fewer people are on the dole”

http://www.newstalkzb.co.nz/newsdetail1.asp?storyid=187145

World’s Dumbest Pilots

Two New Zealand pilots have been banned after racing car on airport runway.

Two pilots have been banned from one of New Zealand’s busiest airports after they sneaked on to the runway to race a car.

World’s dumbest Sheila January 2010

A 26-year-old woman is in a critical condition after a car-surfing stunt  in New Plymouth.  She fell from the roof of a four-wheel-drive car and was run over by the vehicle about 7pm on January 13, 2010.

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The World’s Dumbest Breast Flasher (“Tit-head”)

If Quadbike Thrill Not Enough, Flash Your Tits.  Cherelle May Dudfield, an Invercargill female, stood in the middle of a busy road flashing her breasts at passing motorists on September 27, however her fun soon ended in shock when she was hit by a car. As she rolled over the bonnet and the weight of her … body smashed the windscreen. “Well-padded” Dudfield did not sustain any injuries.

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The World’s Dumbest Prosecutor

From: Catch two fish with one lure! Your honor, the defendant touched the plaintiff’s genitals inappropriately as he proceeded to perform urethral piercing on her at the victim’s request!

The World’s Dumbest Attorney General

The World’s Dumbest Attorney Geneal is New Zealand’s Chris Finlayson

Finlayson said, “the overall standard of the bar, and particularly the criminal bar, is not high enough in New Zealand”.

He was considering giving judges the power to impose financial penalties on lawyers who wasted time and increased court costs, and said there were too many “incompetent” lawyers.

But, New Zealand’s legal problems is more to do with corrupt, incompetent judges. What are going to do abot that? [Finlayson has so far refused to comment.]

“One even told me recently of a lawyer who, having no knowledge of basic court etiquette, addressed the court by saying ‘Yo judge’,” Finlayson said.

Asked by National MP what he intended to do to improve the overall standard of the Bar, the dumbass replied: “I am tempted to say ‘Yo Sandra’.”

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Story sent by a UK reader [Edited by TEAA]

The Dumbest thief in the world is a kiwi

So is the dumbest … and the dumbest … even the dumbest …

‘Dumb’ NZ thief leaves his name

New Zealand

A thief in New Zealand has taken the unusual step of leaving his contact details at the site of his crime.

The man reserved a copy of Pink Floyd’s The Wall at a record shop in Christchurch, leaving his name and phone number, before robbing the till.

He was a regular customer at the shop and already had several records on order.

Store manager Garry Knight described the unconventional method of stealing as one of dumbest things ever done.

Mr Knight said that although the shop assistant’s attention had been distracted by helping another customer, two other people in the shop had witnessed the theft on Friday.

“It’s comical,” he said

Mr Knight said that if the man had looked up, he would have seen a monitor showing him dipping into the till from four different angles.

Police were contacted but the man had left the area.

Mr Knight predicted the case would not take long to crack.Copyright BBC

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/8204938.stm

kiwis:

dumbest teens
SCARRED: Nineteen-year-old Blake Coleman was slashed with a hammer after he approached a group of 15-year-olds drinking in The Square on Friday night. Photo: JONATHAN CAMERON/ The Manawatu Standard. Image may be subject to copyright

otara_crash_2
A Car crashes through a toddler’s bedroom, Otara, Auckland. Photo: NZPA. Image may be subject to copyright

7 Responses to “World’s Dumbest”

  1. Just another NZ Shithead said

    To tell you the truth, I’m the fuckhead 12th jury. Just don’t know what came over me!

  2. JLT said

    According to the latest press reports New Zealand’s intelligence service must rank as the world’s most ignorant too –

    “Prime Minister John Key has ordered an investigation into the NZ Security Intelligence Service’s processes in granting top security clearance to disgraced former top defence scientist Stephen Wilce.”

    http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10673099

    Anyone white apparently can be put in charge of any position he desires in the SIS, so long as his fairy tales are outrageous enough and he is a white supremacist and Anglo-Saxon. The queen apparently has equally inept drunks vet these spies.

  3. matthew said

    [(.)]

  4. Avi said

    Hi,
    What a revelation. How long can the people of NZ and its government live in denial mode. What a deceptive society. Shame on them.

    All that glitters is not gold. Truth must be told.

  5. Just Another Hori eh said

    Kia ora brah! Any other Kiwi out there absolutely love this?? Trust an American to create an anti-NZ website. Who else would feel threatened by a country about 70 times smaller than itself?

    [LOL. Wrong, wrong and not even close! Moderator]

  6. reader said

    I think they should have a VERY SPESHUL Darwin Award section for NZ Pakeha.

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