NZ ‘Ministry of Truth’ Imposes News Blackout

TODAY’S NEWS BLACKOUT ALERT LEVEL:

CODE RED

Sources known to the Moderator have confirmed that one of the pillars of New Zealand’s ‘Ministry of Truth,’ namely New Zealand Press Association, NZPA, a Zionist organization that is responsible for the censorship and control of news flow in New Zealand, has imposed a total ban on reporting incidents of murder, road death, rape, robbery and assault on tourists (and foreign nationals) in the country.

[It’s believed that the latest ban came into effect at midnight on March 3, 2009.]

Let’s hope at least some news, the investigative journalism type reports that are sporadically published by independent local papers, can still find their way into mainstream media.

Under the circumstances, the Moderator will rely on a powerful statistical model to publish the number of the dead foreigners for 2009. The model was designed for this blog and has previously performed successfully with +/- 3 percent accuracy.

Based on the model, earlier news reports in January and February 2009, and subject to future adjustments, the Moderator can confirm that the death toll for foreign visitors in New Zealand in 2009 would be an average of 16 dead per month.

The above number includes  the victims of murder, govt and corporate manslaughter, road death and all other incidents leading to a loss of life.

An Explanation of Alert Levels:

Code RED means: Total News Blackout

Code ORANGE means: Publish the news only if there were too many eyewitnesses, or one or more victim still alive.

Code YELLOW means: Publish with caution. Remove all entries after 24-48 hours.

Codes: Green means: Total freedom of Information. This, of course, will never be allowed in New Zealand.

New Zealand News Blackout: Orwellian and Outdated