Police Farce II
- POLICE FARCE PAGE ONE: Racist, rapist, violent, incompetent boneheads “brownheads” [See photo below!] And vicious murderers, too!
- POLICE FARCE PAGE THREE – Only a police state can tolerate a police farce like New Zealand’s
Way to go Brownheads!
Nincompoop New Zealand police farce [brownheads] are probably the only ones in the world who can escalate a routine inquiry into a tragic national comedy.
Nincompoop police turn another stolen car investigation into a comedy at taxpayers expense and road users inconvenience!
Two police officers managed to get their patrol car rolled while responding to an emergency call yesterday afternoon. Manukau nincompoops were on their way to check a report that a stolen car had been seen in the area when they crashed. The road was closed and caused traffic delays. The police vehicle is probably a write-off.
“They have done a pirouette in the air and then hit the ground,” said another nincompoop police spokeswoman.
New Zealand police kill bystander
An innocent motorist was shot dead by NZ police on Auckland’s North Western motorway after a man fleeing police attempted to hijack his vehicle.
Here’s how the story unfolded:
A handbag is snatched in West Auckland. The offender drives off, but then abandons his car and flees on foot, before getting into another car to continue his escape.
SHOTS FIRED: The scene of a fatal shooting on Auckland’s North Western Motorway this afternoon. Photo: JASON OXENHAM/Auckland Suburbans. Image may be subject to copyright.
Armed incompetent NZ police starts a high speed chase through busy streets before turning onto the motorway. The offender pulls his car sideways across the motorway then jumps the median barrier and appears trying to hijack another vehicle. The police opens fire and kills the driver of vehicle about to be hijacked.
Another motorist, the driver of a light truck, is also shot by the police and is taken to hospital.
“This is an absolute tragedy for the family of the dead man and, for that matter, the numerous members of public and Police who were drawn into it,” a police brownhead said.
A reporter saw “10 police vehicles and some had been damaged from the pursuit.”
Psycho? Murderer? Rapist? Wife-beater? Ex-military? Pimp? Thug? Pusher? Scumbag? pedophile?
Welcome to New Zealand police farce! You’re guaranteed a whitewash and graduation with honors!
A police recruit who assaulted two colleagues in a Wellington bar was allowed to graduate with a blemish-free record. (Source)
- New Zealand Police Farce (Page one)
- Korean national fighting for his life in NZ hospital. Once again the criminally incompetent New Zealand police farce turn a stolen car incident into a tragedy for an Asian.
- NZ SIS: Toilet Spying Addicts. Addicted to toilet spying, SIS are the same people who instead of preventing the bombing of Rainbow Warrior by their French bedfellows, provided material support to ensure sinking of the protest boat.
- Welcome to New Zealand police farce! A police recruit who assaulted two colleagues in a Wellington bar was allowed to graduate with a blemish-free record. … “The information comes to light as another former recruit remains stood down on full pay awaiting trial, accused of raping a woman he met on the internet, two weeks into his police training. … “Police were unable [!] to say how many recruits had been investigated for disgraceful conduct in the past few years, but The Dominion Post knows of three other investigations in 2006 alone, including one accused of a domestic-related burglary and another man convicted of assaulting another recruit with a bottle while socialising in the police bar.” (Source)
- Chain of Nincompoops.The two foolish prisoners in their 20s, who were handcuffed together, outsmarted their police escort as they left Hastings District Court on Tuesday. However their escape was short lived as they ran on different sides of a streetlamp. The incident was caught on CCTV. Watch the video here. [Warning: Turn off the volume, if you find the TV presenter’s accent offensive! ]
- Man jumps to his death after illegal police raid. Nincompoop “Police officers have been banned from accompanying Immigration officials on potentially unlawful raids on brothels after a man leapt to his death during a raid being filmed for reality television. The 38-year-old Manukau man, believed to have been a customer, panicked and jumped seven metres from the window after uniformed police, Immigration officers and television staff burst in to the Auckland bordello Salon 33 in November 2007.”
Constable Nathan Connolly, a “brownhead” Christchurch police scumbag, elbowed a man three times in the face causing serious injuries to him, while the victim was handcuffed in a patrol car. Image may be subject to copyright.
The Right to Murder, Rape, Assault, Drink and Drive, Abuse Power and Break the Law
New Zealand is one of only a few places in the world where its nincompoop police scumbags [and military skunks] can murder, rape, assault and drive while plastered out of their tiny rotten minds.
– The Government is under mounting political pressure to investigate why a top police officer refused to be breath tested amid allegations police bosses are showing hypocrisy in their handling of the controversy.
– The refusal by Superintendent Graham Thomas to take a breath-test after being spotted driving home erratically from a police bar is just the latest in a string of incidents involving officers who had been drinking in a police bar or canteen.
– December 2008 – One of the country’s top police officers has been questioned after refusing to take a drink-driving breath test.
– In 2000, the then Police Commissioner Peter Doone resigned from his $275,000-a-year post after two top-level reports criticised his conduct on election night in 1999.
– In 1992, Howard Broad, who later became NZ Police Commissioner, was stopped by a Ministry of Transport traffic patrol in Christchurch. Broad later confessed he had been drinking before his car was stopped..
Replace the nincompoop “police” with equally incompetent “coastguards” in any sentence above: NO Change!
Five incompetent members of a Northland coastguard had to be rescued when they damaged their boats after they failed to spot the rocks on a rescue mission. The five crew members were lifted off by helicopter and taken to a hospital! Three of them who said were seriously hurt were airlifted first and taken to Whangarei Hospital. The other two decided to play hero and remained on board the boat. However, they soon started to cry like children and asked to be airlifted, too.