NZ Butt-Line News, 25 May 2011

Slap Happy New Zealand Tops OECD Chart, One Way or Another

Probably headed by a second cousin of  Dominique Gaston André Strauss-Kahn (aka the New York R*pper), the Paris based Organisation of Economic Cooperation and Development (OECD) says New Zealand is the 4th happiest among the 34 OECD countries!!!!

• NZ among the happiest of the OECD

On a more serious note …

In a different report, entitled “Society at a Glance 2011 – OECD Social Indicators,” OECD identifies New Zealand as one of the TOP Ten countries where the gap between rich and poor has grown widest, another report said.

• 10 Countries With The Worst Income Inequality: OECD

New Zealand is happiness, ‘War is peace, Freedom is slavery, Ignorance is strength’

• IN NEW ZEALAND POVERTY IS HAPPINESS!!
•  New Zealand is the 8th Happiest Country [among those with the highest suicide rates] 

Finally, a message to all Aucklanders:

Why don’t you take the rest of this month and all of June off, go way south and do some soul-searching?

Who will carry out the autopsies?

Playing Politics with Dead Miners (AGAIN)

John Key says his &^%$#** Govt could pay for Pike River body recovery

So what’s keeping you esquire?

“Prime Minister John Key said yesterday the Government had never been presented with a safe proposal,” according to a report.

He forgot to mention that the police (government) had the responsibility to remove the bodies in the first place. Then again, the police wasn’t exactly authorized to do that, were they!

“I’m happy to look at proposals that might be put up to go into the mine. I’m not ruling out putting in money. I’ve always said it’s not an issue of money.” Key said.

You’re lying through your yellow (brown?) teeth (again), Mr PM.

THE VICTIMS LIST

Conrad John Adams, Malcolm Campbell, Glen Peter Cruse, Allan John Dixon, Zen Wodin Drew, Christopher Peter Duggan, Joseph Ray Dunbar, John Leonard Hale, Daniel Thomas Herk, David Mark Hoggart, Richard Bennett Holling, Andrew David Hurren, Jacobus (Koos) Albertus Jonker, William John Joynson [Australian,] Riki Steve Keane, Terry David Kitchin, Samuel Peter Mackie, Francis Skiddy Marden, Michael Nolan Hanmer Monk, Stuart Gilbert Mudge, Kane Barry Nieper, Peter O’Neill, Milton John Osborne, Brendan John Palmer, Benjamin David Rockhouse, Peter James Rodger, Blair David Sims, Joshua Adam Ufer, Keith Thomas Valli.

Photos of 24 of the 29 trapped miners who were murdered after NZ Army exploded the Pike River coalmine on orders from NZ PM John Key.

The two Australians were William Joynson, 49, and Joshua Ufer, 25. The two Britons were Malcolm Campbell, 43, and Peter Rodger, 40. The South African miner was Jacobus Jonker, 47.

The FIVE FOREIGN VICTIMS were the 1,963rd to 1,967th foreigners to be killed in New Zealand since January 2000.

Related Links:

• More Murders, Quakes and Conspiracies in NZ
• NZ Army Caused the Second Explosion in Pike River Mine
• Proudly Killed in NZ
• NZ Govt Couldn’t Give a F**k about the Miners
• Last week John Alexander Morrissey, 39,  an army explosives expert …