New Zealand Weekend Buttlines, Feb 13

Another Weekend of Death and Mayhem in Dark Land

At least 18 people, mostly tourists, killed or critically injured, few details released

Indian Man in Critical Condition After His Car Was Hijacked and Smashed

“A 21-year-old today remains in a critical condition in hospital after his car was stolen then crashed in the Karangahake Gorge, in the southern Coromandel Ranges, overnight on Friday.”

“The car was driven to Paeroa with the owner, two young men and two teenage girls inside.”

“The 21-year-old was today in a critical condition in Waikato Hospital and his family were on their way from India to be with him, a hospital spokeswoman said.

“A 15-year-old boy was in a serious but stable condition.”
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10705975

Mountaineer and rafter flown to hospital in two accidents
http://nz.news.yahoo.com/a/-/top-stories/8824043/mountaineer-and-rafter-flown-to-hospital-in-two-accidents/

Police want witnesses to an incident in which a cyclist was killed
http://nz.news.yahoo.com/a/-/top-stories/8824389/police-seek-witnesses/

“Two men are in Waikato Hospital, one with critical injuries, after a car plunged down a bank in the Karangahake Gorge, near Paeroa, overnight.
“One man was in a critical condition in the hospital’s intensive care unit and the other, aged 21, was in a serious condition in the high dependency unit.”

“Two others were also badly hurt in the crash, between Paeroa and Waihi in the Bay of Plenty, just after midnight.”
http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/4650150/Grave-concern-for-gorge-crash-injured

Motorcyclist killed in Warkworth crash
“Police and emergency services were called to the crash about 9km west of Herbertville, roughly 46km southeast of Dannevirke, at 12.15pm, Inspector Paul Jermy, of police central communications, said.”
http://nz.news.yahoo.com/a/-/top-stories/8820714/motorcyclist-killed-in-warkworth-crash/

Motorcyclist Killed in the Karioi Forest
“He was competing in the annual Desert Storm motor bike trail ride in the Karioi Forest in the foothills of Mt Ruapehu.

“He died after falling from his bike about 11am, police said.”
http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/4548134/Dead-motorcyclist-named

Body found in search for motorist
http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/4575714/Police-find-missing-motorists-body

Motorcyclist dies nine days after crash
http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/4647223/Motorcyclist-dies-nine-days-after-crash

Sexual abuse victims named on website
Two brothers sexually abused by their uncle as children have been named on a Ministry of Justice website.
http://nz.news.yahoo.com/a/-/mp/8825243/sexual-abuse-victims-named-on-website/

Another baby killed in driveway
“A 13-month-old girl was killed after she was run over in a driveway in west Auckland yesterday.”
http://nz.news.yahoo.com/a/-/top-stories/8826368/girl-killed-in-auckland-driveway/

New Zealand Army Prick Sent Home for Showing Photo of His Butt-hole to Neighnours

“A complaint was laid, we investigated and found the behaviour was not appropriate, it contravened our code of conduct, so we terminated the secondment and sent him home from Scott Base,” Antarctica NZ chief executive Lou Sanson said.

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10705975

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• New Zealand Buttline News June 2010
  
• New Zealand Weekend Buttlines January 2010

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• New Zealand Death Clocks
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• New Zealand has total contempt for Asians, especially the Vietnamese, Chinese, Koreans, Japanese and Indians.

YET ANOTHER BRIT KILLED IN NEW ZEALAND

Death Clock for Jane Bishop, 27, Started Ticking When She Arrived in New Zealand

The 27-year-old nurse from East Sussex was crushed to death by a truck after she swerved to avoid a car door being opened.

Jane Bishop was looking forward to visiting her pregnant twin sister back home, but her remains will arrive home in a cold body bag instead.

She was crushed to death while cycling on Auckland’s Tamaki Drive on Wednesday night.

A colleague described her as “an angel,” and told the media  about Ms Bishop’s plan to visit her twin sister back in Britain.

“She’s got a twin sister back home and her sister is due to have the first baby of the family. Jane had booked to go home, she was going home for the birth.

“She was just so comforting and warming, just a fantastic and loving girl.”

“Police said she took evasive action after a motorist opened a car door and fell off her bike underneath a truck travelling in the same direction,” according to a report.

An eye-witness was reported as saying that Ms Bishop was trapped underneath the truck’s rear wheels, and  “she was in a bad way.”

Miss Bishop was at least the 1,961th foreigner to be killed in New Zealand since January 2000.

Our thought go to her family and friends.
Wish you’d never set foot in this poxy country.
RIP Jane Bishop!

On average, two foreigners are killed in New Zealand every three days.

Five Cyclists Killed in New Zealand in 5 Days AND Another Critically Injured

Wreckage: A badly mangled bike and car after the accident in Morrinsville. Five cyclists have been killed in New Zealand in as many days. Source: Mail Online

Kay Heather Wolfe [nationality not disclosed,] 45, was one of 10 cyclists from the Morrinsville Wheelers Cycling Club travelling in a group along the Morrinsville-Walton Rd when a car driven by a 23-year-old woman crossed the centreline on a corner and crashed into the group.

Fellow cyclists Mark Andrew Ferguson [UK Citizen,] 46, and Wilhelm Muller [German citizen,] 71, died at the scene while Ms Wolfe was taken to Waikato Hospital by ambulance in a critical condition.

On Saturday, Patricia Anne Veronica Fraser, 34, from Longburn, near Palmerston North, was killed while out training on State Highway Three in the Manawatu for the Lake Taupo cycle race.

[The- 27-year-old Jane Mary Bishop, a UK citizen working temporarily in New Zealand – [was crushed to death] by a truck on Tamaki Drive along Auckland’s waterfront.

Jacqueline Wyatt, 12, Critically Injured

“On Thursday, Jacqueline Wyatt, 12, was knocked off her bike as she cycled to school in Blenheim. She was in a critical but stable condition in Auckland’s Starship children’s hospital last night.”

Another cyclist hit, driver fled

Susanne Bolger, 33, a postie, suffered a shoulder injury after hit-and-run on Thursday evening, in Nelson,

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He Survived the Extreme Perils of North Sea

Only to be Mowed Down by a Drunken Old Witch in New Zealand

Frank van Kampen, 46, worked on oil rigs in the North Sea for many years before going to New Zealand to work for the Department of Conservation.

Later,  he trained to be a teacher;  got married and had a first baby with his wife only 10 weeks ago.

He was killed when a drunken 70-year- old female crashed into him from behind. The fatal collision occurred on State Highway 1, New Zealand’s narrowest Death Road.

A colleague of van Kampen who witnessed the crash  described the way the 70-year-old female was driving long before she crashed into the victim:

“She was totally out of it, she was absolutely blotto,” he said. “She was all over the road. She nearly ran into me a couple of times.

“I looked up and Frank was there and she ran straight into him. I think he died instantly.”

He described the woman as “a menace” saying that he hoped she would be jailed for killing van Kampen. “Her actions along the road before she hit Frank were just unbelievable.”

The incompetent police, which invariably fails to prevent such accidents, said the drunken female driver driving the station wagon that killed van Kampen failed a breath test. “Her licence has been suspended and she is likely to face charges once the serious crash unit completes its investigation.” Media reports said.

[Boy, isn’t that a relief for poor van Kampen; only if the police could see how him right now, jumping with joy at the news!]

If only van Kampen knew his NZ Death Clock had started ticking, the moment he left the offshore oil rigs  near the coast of Scotland.

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