In and around NZ in 80 breath-stopping moments

Paula Bennett pretending, or really ignorant of Zombie democracy ‘rules’?

[ROFLMAO]’Sick of being treated like a child’ by Speaker

National’s deputy leader Paula Bennett has revolted against Speaker Trevor Mallard’s new system of discipline, walking out of Parliament and saying Mallard’s system of docking questions to punish MPs was “unpredictable and dangerous.

One person killed in a serious crash on Depot Rd, Oxford, Canterbury.
“Emergency services were called at 5.52 this morning to a report of a crash involving a truck and a pedestrian.”
http://www.police.govt.nz/news/release/update-serious-crash-canterbury

Walker killed after being hit by ute on North Canterbury bridge
“A pedestrian has been killed after being hit by a ute and thrown from a North Canterbury bridge into a riverbed.”  https://www.stuff.co.nz/the-press/news/104129246/pedestrian-hit-by-ute-on-north-canterbury-bridge

Pedestrian killed in Upper Hutt
A teenager was killed after being hit by a train in Upper Hutt.
http://www.police.govt.nz/news/release/update-serious-incident-upper-hutt

‘The crossing was notably dangerous and close calls were common’
https://www.stuff.co.nz/national/104129481/Friends-pay-tribute-to-fatal-train-accident-victim-in-Upper-Hutt

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Crime and Punishment

ONLY a tiny fraction of drink drivers caught
“Eastern Police District’s Traffic Alcohol Group stopped 27 drink drivers on roads throughout Hawke’s Bay between Thursday 17 and Saturday 19 May.”  http://www.police.govt.nz/news/release/hawke%E2%80%99s-bay-drivers-not-getting-message-police-say

More robberies reported in NZ than in… Baghdad
http://www.police.govt.nz/news

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Welcome to oversexed NZ

Menstruation issues subject of censorship

‘Ottoman’ university proctor removes magazines from the university 
The editor of Otago University’s student magazine, Critic, says he’s “really angry” copies of it were destroyed by the university.   https://www.radionz.co.nz/news/national/357992/uni-magazine-pushes-boundaries-with-menstruation-cover

Kāpiti councillor found guilty of indecent assault
“David Scott, 71, has been on trial in the Wellington District Court accused of rubbing his genitals against the woman staff member during a council morning tea.”
[Is that how you know whom got pregnant?]
https://www.radionz.co.nz/news/national/358041/kapiti-councillor-found-guilty-of-indecent-assault

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‘China Syndrome’

Quality of checks of Chinese steel in skyscraper questioned
“A steel quality expert is questioning whether the rules are tight enough around thousands of tonnes of Chinese steel going into the country’s tallest residential skyscraper. Seascape Apartments on Customs Street, at 52 storeys and 187 metres high, is being built by a Chinese contractor, using structural steel manufactured in China.” {We’ll find out soon enough!]
https://www.radionz.co.nz/news/national/358012/quality-of-checks-of-chinese-steel-in-skyscraper-questioned

‘Fake kidnapping phone scam targets Chinese community and international students’

“Phone scammers are using a fake kidnapping to scam the families of Chinese Kiwis and international students. […] Police said the scammers then phoned the family members in China, claiming their New Zealand relatives have been kidnapped, and demanded money.”  https://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/104155354/Fake-kidnapping-phone-scam-targets-Chinese-community-and-international-students

 

When the Living Have NO Human Rights, the Dead Should Go…

UPDATE: NZ Road Toll Y-T-D (including fake stats as doctored and cooked by NZ police and then manipulated by the Ministry of Resurrection)

No. of crash victims who have been statistically resurrected by the Ministry of Resurrection: At least 49 [No. of the dead currently in limbo: At least 4 souls. Also, we’ve noticed one late resurrection on May 22.]

• Actual road toll for 2018 so far: 392 [Based on the blog’s advanced statistical model – margin of error: ±3 per cent.]
• No. of fatalities reported by police: ONLY 205 [Includes data provided by one insider.]
  
• No. of crash victims NOT resurrected: 154 as of Monday morning (May 21, 2018)
• No. of crash victims NOT resurrected: 153 as of Wednesday morning (May 23, 2018)

Welcome to the World’s Deadliest Tourist Destination: Truth about NZ’s Tourist Deathtraps and Deadly Roads, as We Know it:

• Based on insider information, statistical models and local chatter, we believe about 900 people were killed and more than 8,000 others critically/seriously injured on NZ suicide roads in 2016; however, only 328 fatalities were reported last year. [For every 12 or so victims, who die from their road injuries later in a hospital, only one death is reported. See blog content.]
• To protect the tourist industry and massive foreign investment, about two out of every three road fatalities [and other tourists deaths] go unreported, or the dead are statistically resurrected by NZ government’s “Ministry of Resurrection”.

Foreigners Killed in NZ Since 2000
At least 4,500 overseas visitors, international students, foreign workers, recent emigrants and refugees have lost their lives and more than 30,000 others seriously injured in New Zealand between Jan 2000 and Jan 2018.

• 32 Foreigners killed in New Zealand in 32 days [Posted on January 25, 2017]
• Police told to keep their mouths shut about overseas drivers
• Don’t reveal crash driver’s ethnicity, police told.

Medical Miracle, Malicious MENDACITY, or Govt Disinformation?

Of an estimated 3,000 people who received near-fatal, critical, or serious injuries on New Zealand roads in 2017, only a handful were declared deceased from their injuries, according to NZ police reports, or lack thereof.

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