Pigs can fly in “creative” New Zealand!

sent by an angry reader in the “Sewage City”

How many of you really believe this sh*t?

First, New Zealand ranked 9th in the world for happiness, despite having the highest suicide rates in the world.

Now, New Zealand is being flogged as “third most creative country in the world.”
“How?” I hear you ask.

“The world-famous ‘Kiwi ingenuity‘ has been recognised in a global creativity index that ranks economic growth and sustainable prosperity.”

Who’s behind this creative farce?

“The data, collected by the Martin Prosperity Institute, acts as a measure for ‘advanced economic growth’ based on what the institute calls ‘the three Ts of economic development’ – talent, technology and tolerance,” according to a report.

Would “the three Ts of economic development” still mean anything IF the “advanced economic growth” was entirely spurred by the “Banking Rubber Barrons…?”

What about talent?

Australia leads the world talent table.

Is that why they’re deporting all the kiwis?

And the technology?

South Korea is the world leader in technology, followed by [can’t contain the radioactive sh*t] Japan.

And New Zealand?

She is seventh.

Really?

“New Zealand also topped a table for global racial and ethnic tolerance, with 93 per cent of Kiwis surveyed saying their city is a good place for racial and ethnic minorities.”

Has anyone asked the racial minorities why we kill so many Indian students?

Latest examples of “Kiwi ingenuity”
http://www.stuff.co.nz/dominion-post/news/wellington/73172171/Wellington-real-estate-agent-in-no-condom-case-loses-secrecy-bid

http://www.stuff.co.nz/dominion-post/news/73198850/Wellington-students-terrorised-by-baton-wielding-intruders

“If kiwis were blind, they would still be called hawkeyes!”